I don't own the characters, duh. Same old disclaimer...
Renji sits there and asks, "So the internet isn't actually a 'net'?"
Ichigo replied tiredly, "For the last time, NO! It's just a global network connecting all computers together."
"Okay, so what's a website again?"
Ichigo groans. "It's a page on the internet for all to see. Some are dedicated to certain topics, while others are for everyone to enjoy."
"Okay. What's Google?"
Ichigo continues groaning out his words. "It's a search website. You can look up anything you want."
"Okay, so let's type in Renji Abarai."
"I don't think the internet will have you anywhere. Humans don't know about Shinigami remember?"
"Then what's this?" Renji clicks on the first link he finds. "What's YouTube?"
"A website for people to make videos to entertain each other. What video would be about you on there?" He reads the video's title: "'Renji x Ichigo'. WHAT?!"
"What does that mean?"
Ichigo passes out.
Renji shrugs and watches the video. "WHAT?! I've never done that with Ichigo?! Where are you getting these pictures?!" He passes out.
Rukia walks in. "Renji. Nee-sama wants a report on what you're doing in the human world. Renji? Why are you passed out?" She looks at the video playing. "I knew it! I'm telling Nee-sama!"
*sigh* I can't believe I wrote this, but I felt like submitting my first ever fanfiction since I've been busy lately. Not my usual forte, but whatever. Was even written before I was good with normal format writing... so painful to read unless you're really young. Hope you enjoyed it though, or enjoyed laughing at me, I don't really care.
EDIT NOTE: Okay so I was rereading the guidelines and I guess the kind of format I originally posted it in isn't allowed. I wasn't reported or anything, but I believe in following the rules and reporting anyone who breaks them. So even though I originally posted to show off how terrible I was when I started writing, I needed to edit it because it was just too bad. : P Figures.