Teletubbies – He was an addict

Dipsy shivered in the dark cellar. It was cold and dark (Implied by how he shivered in the dark cellar :D) but at least he was alone. When he was alone he was allowed to be himself.

Dipsy clutched the needle in his hand. He grabbed a belt a tightened it around his arm, trying to find a good vein.

He stuck the needle in.

"Yeah that's the stuff!" He gasped.

"Dipsy!" A voice called from the top of the stairs.

He kept quiet. Best not to draw attention.

"Dipsy, we know you're down here dude!" The voice called.

It was Tinky-Winky. Why couldn't he just leave him alone? Go find a man and get laid? Always bothering him.

"Go away!" Dipsy shouted.

Tinky-Winky started walking down the stairs.

"Didn't you hear me?!" Dipsy shouted.

Tinky-Winky stood at the bottom of the stairs "I heard you Dipsy,"

Dipsy frowned "Then fuck off!"

Tinky-Winky shook his head "You know that the girls still don't know about your addiction,"

"So?!" Dipsy retorted.

"Well I think you should be nicer to me considering that I hold your secret," Tinky-Winky smiled sympathetically.

Dipsy groaned "What do I have to do for you to leave me alone?!"

Tinky-Winky moved closer "Oh… I think you know,"

Dipsy's eyes widened "Oh god no,"

Tinky-Winky touched his leg gently with his hand.

"Please-"

Tinky-Winky hushed him "Let's just do this,"

THE END MUHAHAAHHAHAHAHAHAHA