"Get out! It's the death eaters!"
Harry ran for his life. He could hardly see anything over the sea of people. He tripped on a tent steak. He hit the ground face- first. When he tried to get up, he got kicked in the face. He was out cold.
He had a strange dream. Voldemort was dancing and singing,"WAKA WAKA HEY HEY IT IS TIME FOR AZKABAN!". It was actually hilarious. His snake, Nagini, slithered up and said:
"What are you doing? Stop it."
Voldemort was now doing the Wobble.
"No you stupid snake. Screw you. I can do whatever I frickin' want. Get out! LET'S START A RIOT, A RIOT, LET'S START A RIOT!"
Nagini was ticked off. She swallowed Voldemort whole. Nagini started dancing. then she did a fake drum solo. She was then on a flying pig dressed as a dementor singing,"I know a song that gets on everybody's nerves, everybody's nerves, everybody's nerves and this is how it goes 123 circus aphro circus aphro polka dot polka dot polka dot Aphro!"
Harry noticed that the backup dancers were Ron and Hermione. They were now dancing to the Party Rock Anthem. They had gold chains on and their hats were sideways. They were break dancing to Party Rock(every day im shufflin") when a marshmellow pops up.
In a very high voice, he said,"There's a dancing snake that's about too eat you! YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY!"
10 YEARS LATER
"YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY!"
Then there was an orange singing Evolution by Korn. He stopped and started going,"_"
1,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000 YEARS LATER
"!"
Harry woke up. He had been asleep for only a few minutes. But he couldn't get that stupid orange out of his head.
"CURSE YOU THE ANNOYING ORANGE! Hey, I should make a show out of that. I'll call it, The Microwave! DARE TO BE STUPID! -"
TEN MINUTES LATER
"!" "
THE END