Another new story! And this time for Homestuck!

Disclaimer: I own neither Homestuck or Hey Arnold.

Enjoy!

A 13-year-old boy woke up in his room.

Contrary to what may be popular belief, today was not his birthday. It's also not anyone he knew's birthday, though one of his friends had just had her birthday.

What is this boy's name anyway?

Well, now is not the time for that.

He got up, then got dressed and headed to the kitchen.

"Good morning, sweetie." His mother said.

"Morning, Tavros." His 8-year-old twin brothers chorused. So his name is Tavros.

"Morning guys." Tavros says. He sat down next to the younger twin, Takatos, and poured himself a bowl of cereal.

"Are you doing anything with your friends today?" Tavros's mother asked.

"I don't know yet, I have to check with them."

"Are you doing anything with Terezi today?" Takatos asked innocently.

The older twin, Tarfori, whacked his spoon on the table. "You just want to play with Raelis." He said. Takatos blushed. Tavros smiled. His brother and Terezi's younger brother where the only two people he knew who were practically a couple without either of them knowing.

After breakfast, he went back to his room. He turned on his computer to find out someone was pestering him.

gallowsCalibrator [GC] opened a memo on board R41NBOW RUMPUS P4RTYTOWN at 9:36

GC: GUYS.

GC: GUUUUYYYYYSSSS!

GC: : [

GC: WH3R3 1S 3V3RYON3?

carcinoGeneticist [CG] responded to this memo at 9:39

CG: ASLEEP.

GC: K4RKL3S, YOU'R3 4W4K3

CG: I WAS ASLEEP UNTIL YOU WOKE ME UP WITH THIS MEMO.

GC: OK4Y

CG: WHAT IS THIS EVEN ABOUT?

GC: W3LL, 1'LL JUST ST4RT 4ND HOP3 YOU GUYS ALL S33 TH1S

GC: SO, 1 GOT 1NTO TH1S F1GHT W1TH TH1S 7TH GR4D3R Y3ST3RD4Y

GC: 4ND H3 S41D, "1 B3T TH3 7TH GR4D3RS COULD B34T TH3 8TH GR4D3RS 1N 4 G4M3 OF B4S3B4LL."

GC: 4ND 1 S41D, "YOU'R3 WRONG, TH3 8TH GR4D3RS 4R3 W1S3N3D W1TH TH3 KNOWL3DG3 OF B4S3B4LL."

GC: 4ND H3 S41D, "SO, YOU'R3 OLD."

GC: 4ND 1 S41D, "OLD 4ND W1S3N3D 4R3 TWO D1FF3R3NT TH1NGS."

GC: 4ND H3 S41D, "NO, TH3Y 4R3N'T."

GC: 4ND 1 S41D, "Y3S, TH3Y 4R3."

GC: 4ND H3 S41D, "NO, TH3Y 4R3N'T."

GC: 4ND 1 S41D, "Y3S, TH3Y 4R3."

CG: TEREZI, ARE YOU GOING ANYWHERE WITH THIS?

GC: HOLD ON K4RKL3S, L3T M3 F1N1SH.

GC: SO 1 S41D, "YOU KNOW WH4T K1D, 1F YOU TH1NK YOU'R3 SO GOOD, 1 CH4LL3NG3 YOU TO 4 G4M3."

GC: 4ND H3 S41D, "YOU'R3 ON."

GC: 3XC3PT 1 JUST R34L1Z3D,

GC: 1 DON'T H4V3 4 T34M.

arachnidsGrip [AG] responded to this memo at 9:50

AG: So let me get this str8

AG: You woke every8ody up, waaaaaaaay too early I might add

AG: just to tell us that you got in an argument with a 7th grader

AG: and you need us to 8ail you out?

GC: Y3S

AG: wow, okay

CG: OH MY GOD, LOOK AT THIS.

CG: I ACTUALLY AGREE WITH THE SPIDERBITCH FOR ONCE.

AG: oh my god, yaaaaaaaay!

GC: SHUT UP, SP1D3RB1TCH!

GC: K4RKL3S!

CG: TEREZI, IT DOES SEEM LIKE A STUPID REASON.

GC: NO, 1T DO3SN'T!

twinArmageddons [TA] responded to this memo at 9:55

TA: 2orry two iinterrupt, but ii thought thii2 could end badly iif ii don't step iin.

CG: SHUT UP, FUCKASS!

CG: THIS CONVERSATION IS GOING TO END BADLY WETHER YOU'RE HERE OR NOT!

CG: IT'S PROBABLY GOING TO END UP WORSE NOW THAT YOU'RE HERE!

TA: now karkat, don't get your pantiie2 iin a twii2t

GC: K4RKL3S 1S JUST UPS3T B3C4US3 H3 D1DN'T G3T 3NOUGH SL33P

TA: 2o iis that why he'2 2o cranky all the tiime?

CG: SHUT UP!

AG: well, Terezi's just upset because she's not getting her way for once

GC: SHUT UP, SP1D3RB1TCH!

GC: 4G41N!

AG: ::::P

TA: why don't you all ju2t 2hut up

TA: ii thiink we've learned that no one can get anythiing done whiile we're all 2houtiing at each other.

CG: FINE

GC: W3 DON'T G3T 4NYTH1NG DON3 ANYW4Y

AG: and whose fault is that?

GC: YOU KNOW WH4T, SP1D3RB1TCH!

adiosToreador responded to this memo at 10:01

AT: i, UH, THINK tEREZI'S IDEA IS,,, uH, A GOOD ONE,

AT: i'LL, UH, pLAY ON YOUR TEAM,

GC: Y4Y!

GC: SOM3ON3'S ON MY S1D3 H3R3!

AG: Toreadork's not much of a someone

arsenicCatnip [AC] responded to this memo at 10:04

AC: :33 *ac thinks it's a good idea too!*

AC: :33 *ac says I don't know how to play, but I'll ch33r you guys on!*

AC: :33 I know equius would want to play, but I'll go check

AC: :33 *ac goes to pester her friend*

arsenicCatnip [AC] ceased responding to this memo at 10:06

ectoBiologist [EB] responded to this memo at 10:06

EB: i'll play too

EB: if that's alright with you guys

CG: OH NO.

GC: WH4T?

CG: IF I'M GOING TO BE ON YOUR TEAM, I AM NOT PLAYING WITH HIM.

GC: DO3S TH4T M34N YOU'R3 GO1NG TO B3 PL4Y1NG W1TH US, K4RKL3S?

CG: I DIDN'T SAY THAT.

GC: Y4Y, K4RKL3S 1S ON MY T34M!

GC: : ]

CG: OH!

carcinoGeneticist [CG] ceased responding to this memo at 10:08

TA: ii'm goiing two go talk two KK

TA: but ii wiill play wiith you guy2

twinArmageddons [TA] ceased responding to this memo at 10:09

turntechGodhead [TG] responded to this memo at 10:09

TG: I guess if john is playing

TG: i'll play too

GC: Y4Y!

GC: HOW M4NY 1S TH4T NOW?

GC: 6 1NCLUD1NG M3

arsenicCatnip [AC] responded to this memo at 10:11

AC: :33 equius says okay, he'll play

GC: 7 NOW!

terminallyCapricious [TC] responded to this memo at 10:12

TC: HeY sIs

TC: I'lL pLaY wItH yOu ToO

GC: 8!

caligulasAquarium [CA] responded to this memo at 10:13

CA: I guess I'll play wwith you guys too

GC: Y444444Y!

GC: 1 H4V3 4 T34M NOW!

GC: OF COURS3

GC: JUST 1N C4S3 SOM3ON3 G3TS TH3MS3LV3S OUT

GC: YOU W4NN4 PL4Y, SP1D3RB1TCH?

AG: woooooooow

AG: reeeeeeeeaaaaaaaal smooooooooth

AG: ::::/

GC: PL3333333344444444S33333333

GC: : ]

AG: weeeeeeeell

AG: since you're begging

AG: i guess i'll play

GC: Y4Y

AG: but I don't want to sit out first

AG: make one of the guys sit out

CA: hey!

AG: it doesn't have to be you

GC: F1N3

GC: S33 YOU GUYS!

arsenicCatnip [AC] ceased responding to this memo at 10:16

ectoBiologist [EB] ceased responding to this memo at 10:16

turntechGodhead [TG] ceased responding to this memo at 10:17

terminallyCapricious [TC] ceased responding to this memo at 10:17

caligulasAquarium [CA] ceased responding to this memo at 10:17

arachnidsGrip [AG] ceased responding to this memo at 10:18

adiosToreador ceased responding to this memo at 10:18

gallowsCalibrator [GC] closed memo

Once Terezi closed the memo, he stood up and turned off his computer.

Today was going to be great.

To just clear some things up, Tavros has his metal legs like he has later in homestuck, as does Vriska with her metal arm. And yes, they all have parents and siblings, since they're all human, dispite the trolls keeping their actual names. They're also about 13 in this.

That might be it for now. Please review! Reviews are very welcome!