"Come on my motherfucker, It'll be fun." He continues to pester, trying to convince me with that ridiculous grin.

"I do not enjoy events such as these. Why don't you go with my brother?"

Why does he even want me to go with him? No one likes hanging out with me. I'm just Karkat's annoying older brother. He's Karkat's friend. He should hang out with him, right? I know that I'm the adult here, even though Gamzee is almost 18, he's still in Karkat's grade due to being held back. Yet here I am, walking home from the store, him in tow helping me carry the bags. He's been hanging around for a while now. It started when Karkat brought him to the house so they could 'hang'.

I spoke to Karkat briefly about bringing people home without previously alerting me. Gamzee wanted to listen to me speaking and I happily continued. Ever since then, he began coming around more often and hanging out with me in some manner. There's a carnival in town this week and he wants me to go with him. I'm not the biggest fan of large groups of people and I think those rides are so unsafe and unsanitary. Most of all, Karkat has been starting to get a bit upset about me hanging around with his friend.

Gamzee is a nice guy and pretty cool to hang out with, but he's Karkat's friend. He's still a teen. I'm 23 years old. I have my responsibilities to handle. I've tried to talk to him about it, but he just somehow twists it and makes logic. I will most certainly not be going to this carnival. He's been begging me for days.

"Oh, come on Kankbro! You'll love it! I like all up and motherfucking hanging with Karbro, but you gotta get out of the house and do something fun for once motherfucker."

"Gamzee, I am a 23 year old. I don't need to be messing around at a carnival. Look, I like hanging out with you, but-" He stepped in front of me, making me stop in my tracks. He looked down at me, looking a little stressed.

"Kankbro, you're still really young. You need to just take it easy once and a while bro. You're always workin' so much. And but what? You said you like hanging out with me, who cares 'bout whatever else? You're like one of my best friends." He smiled his goofy grin as he finished speaking. I kind of wanted to agree with him… no, no… I have to be the adult here… He's Karkat's friend, not mine.

"Gamzee, you're Karkat's friend, not mine. Go with him. I have my own stuff to handle. Come on, let's just get back." I tried to walk around him, but he blocked my path and grabbed my arm. I looked at him again. He looked a bit… upset for some reason he just watched me for a moment before he spoke.

"Tell me you hate me." He said with the most serious face I've ever seen him make.

"Wha… What are you talking about?"

"Tell me you hate me, you don't want me around. Tell me you want me you want me to all up and leave you alone. Tell me you honestly want me motherfucking to and I will." He looked me in the eyes and waited. I couldn't say anything. I didn't want him to leave me alone.

"I don't want you to leave me alone, b… but I ha-"

"Then fuck it. Whatever's making you all up and motherfucking talk like this. Chill and come with me to the carnival. Come on Kankbro, pleeeaase?" He smiled again. I sighed and thought for a moment before I finally decided.

"Fine, but we leave when I want to. And no more interrupting me when I'm trying to speak." He smiled wider and hugged me. I tensed up for a moment, not used to such actions, but after a moment relaxed slightly into the hug.

"Okay, okay. You won't motherfucking regret this Kankbro!"

"Can we continue back to my home now, before the milk gets warm?" He laughed, nodded, and we were back on our way.

((Hi hi. This is my first story on here. I'm really nervous about it and trying really hard. Criticism is encouraged. Plain out hate is unwelcome. I know it's a very odd ship but...ugh I ship everything . I hope I'm keeping them in character. Gah Okay. Please review and tell me if I should post more.))