"i am fucking bored", saidd sly
"me, too", said murray
"shut the fuck up, dumb shit", said Bentley as he hit Murray with a fucking barbed wire bat.
"sooo, lets go on a FUCKING ADVENTURE, BITCHES!", said Bentley.
"How about no", said Murray.
"Shut up, you fagging cocksucker.", said sly.
"yeah, how about I slap your shit!", said Bentley.
"bring it on, shrimp.", said Murray.
Bentley kicked Murray lightly on the knee, and he ran to his room crying, like the pussy he is.
"hehe, you showed that mofo" said sly
"yeah!", said Bentley.
"now, about that adventure", said sly as he smiled.
"I still don't think that sounds good!" yelled Murray from his room.
Sly lobbed a grenade into Murray's room. Murray screams, and blood is spattered on the walls as the grenade detonates.
"Haha, he was pissing me off anyway.", Bentley said.
Sly and Bentley high- five.
"now, for the adventure! :D", exclaimed sly.
All of a sudden, sly and bent are at an airport.
"holy fuck how did we get here", said sly
Murray's ghost appeared.
"I bRoUgHt YoU hErE WiTh My MaGiCaL GhOst PoWeRs." said Murray's ghost.
"murray, don't type like that, its annoying as fuck.", said Bentley
"okay", said Murray's motherfucking ghost.
Sly then stabbed Murray's ghost in the fucking faec!
"ARGWARBLSNARB", yelled Murray's ghost as he dieded.
Sly and Bentley got on the plane.
"hey sly", said Bentley.
"yes?", responded sly
"SLY." asked Bentley, trying to get sly's attention, even though he already had it.
"YES.", asked sly, annoyed.
"SLAH!"FUCKING SCREAMED Bentley.
"WHAT THE FUCK DO YOU WANT YOU MOTHERFUCKER.", said sly.
"hi", giggled Bentley.
Sly fucking stabbed the shit out of Bentley's face until he looked like Lindsay Lohan, which is pretty fudged up. Now that Bentley looks like Mrs. Lohan, he decided to do some drugs. He smoked weed all day and night until he had to go to rehab, where he met Hitler. They became BFFS.
Bentley Left rehab and reunited with sly on june 6th.
"Sly, im all better! :D", said Bentley.
"i would like you to meet Hitler.", added Bentley.
"WHAT THE FUCK!... OKAY, STOP THIS FOR A SECOND."
"Neotheotter, this story is getting really fucked up, and we all know it. I mean srsly. Murray is dead, and I stabbed his ghost, and now Bentley's going out with Hitler?"
"you are really fucked up, and you deserve to die."
"Yeah. Good day motherfucker, A.K.A. Neotheotter.", added Bentley.
Sly and Bentley walked off the set, leaving only Hitler, standing there staring straight into your soul.
"Buy hot pockets" , said Hitler, he walked away, after pulling a hot pocket out of his ass and chewing on the disqusting piece of shit you call food.
THE END.