Um...Yeah.

I swear to God, this is purely parody. I'm not this stupid. In fact, as both a daughter of an English professor and an aspiring author, it was actually painful to right this. About 90% if the spelling and grammar errors were intentional (some were legit fuck ups, but not that many). I don't know how or why I came up with this. I started this the night Booyaka-Showdown premiered and have been adding to it ever since then. This is basically the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle version of My Immortal. I added all the elements I despise seeing in fanfiction: gramatical/spelling errors, a nonsensical plot, out of place crossovers, M-Preg (eventually), and much more. I also added and exploited the part of the TMNT fandom I hate more than anything: T-Cest. Ugh...I swear, that fucking disgusts me. And I go out of my way to make fun of it here. You're welcome and I'm sorry.

This is based on Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles 2012, though there will a be a point where you can't even tell.

This an epic trilogy filled with romance, heartbreak, drama, action, and adventure. Join Leonardo, Raphael, Donatello, and Michelangelo as they venture through the turmoil of forbidden love and the rise of evil, making new friends along the way. It's the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles like you've never seen them before! ...And will hopefully never see again.

I don't legally own any of the characters or franchises featured in this "story."

Let's get this over with.

THE BEST DAMN TMNT FIC EVAH

PART 1- BRING ME TO LIFE

It was a sunny day and the air was crisp and clean. Except the turtles wouldn't know that because they lives in the sewers.

Leonardo woke up in the same bed as Raphael. They had a long night of really good shmex and Leonardo was aching from the waist down. But that was okay because he loved Raphael so much that not even this pain could stop it. Leonardo took his birth control pill and the two went to the kitchen and met up with Donatello and Michelangelo.

It was okay dat leo and raph were in luv because they aren't biologically related to each other, and neither are donnie and mikey (they're in lov 2). They only considered each other brothers because they were adopted by Master Splinter. Master Splinter didn't know about these intimate relationships, tho, becuz da turtles kno that he wouldn't approve becuz hhe considers the turtles as his son so in that case he'd think it's incest. Also, Leo and Raph had had girlfriends in the past and all four turtles were pansexual.

At breakfast, Michelangelho took out some left over pizza and put it in the toaster. adter fiv minuts, he put in the middle of teh tabel amd dumped oatmeal on it.

"Ohayogozaimasu, my sons." Splinter said, walking into the kitchen.

"Good morning, sensei." the four brothers said in unison. When Splinter wasn't looking, Donnie sneaked a kiss onto a hickey on Mikey's neck.

Then their sister, Venus de Milo, came in and said hi. Everybody just groaned in response because she was really annoying and she only existed to be Leo and Raph's love interest that they would always fight over and she would ruin their brotherly relationship. But she failed because they were in loved each other and didn't give a darn about her. None of the brothers gave her the affection they give each other because they don't like her and neither does anybody else. She had some weird powers that look like from Dragon Ball Z, though, which Mikey secretly thought was kind of cool, even though he knew she only had them because the writers had no idea what thy were doing.

April and her dad came down and they had breakfast too; though they just ate the oatmeal, not that the pizza. Donajello felt really uncomfortable around April. You see, even though he was going out with Mikey and they had sex all the time, a piece of his heart yearned for April. He thinks it's his testosterone making him feel this way because he's a teenager but he still wasn't sure if he was truly in in love witj Abril or not. Michelangelo was aware of this but didn't let it bother him; he knew that in the end, Donatello would pick the right person- him.

L8ur that day, Leo watched an episode of Star Trek (not space heroes; that was canceled already). As he watched, he wrote a Kirk/Spock slash fanfic that had lots of lemons (dat meens sex scenes) and he knew that he was going to get great reviews on . He showed one of the lemons to Ralph, who just winked at him and said that they were going to replicate that tonite. Leo blushed and they made out ubtil they herd Flinter come in. When the rat wasn't looking or listening, Raph spanked Leo sexily.

That evening, the turtles went to keep watch over TCRI for any suspicious Kraang activity. It was quiet…too quiet. It didn't seem that the Kraang were going to do anything evil tonight. They were probably playing Halo or something.

When they got home, Donny and Asprul went down to Donnie's lab. Timothy/The Pulverizer made this weird gurgling noise that could be transtlated into English as "Hey, Donnie, when're you gonna change me back into a human?"

"Shut the fuck up, Timothy." Donnie replied. Even though he promised Timothy he'd get him back to normal he knew he was never going to have time to keep that promise because he had enough shit to do already with stopping the Kraang and all. Donnie looked into April's emotionless blue eyes all shyly. "April, there's something I've been meaning to ask you." he said. "Can we…make out?"

April replied, ""Sure."

Donnie smiled all happily. Then they started making out.

But then Mikey came in! He was going down there to ask Donnie if he wanted to screw but was horrified at what he had walked in on.

"THIS CANNOT BE!" MIKEY SCREamed.

"MILEY THIS ISNT WHAT IT LOOKS LIKE!" DonNIe cried out.

But Mikey didn't wanna haer it. He ran out of the room, cring.

Mickley was so deprezzed and heartborken and upset. He started crying even though he was already crying. Limpid tears trickled down his face. He yurned on the TV and started watching My Lil' Pony Friendshit iz Mahic beacus he was 2 sad to chang te channel. HE TOOOOOOOK OUT HIS T-Pod and started singing along to a Simple Plan song "HOW COULD THIS HAPPEN TO MEEEEE" He knew he had this coming after he had that one night stand with Leatherhead. But he was still mad and sad at Donatelmo.

Mean while, Donnie just sighd. He was going to have 2 deal with the situation afeter dis. 1st things 1st- he wanted to si what it was like to hav sex with a female because Leo and Raph have had sex with girls b4 and they said it was awesome. Donnie was about to ask if April wanted to do it.

Then, all of a sudden, some weird looking kid with black hair ran in. He wore a white hockey m sk, blue jeans, and a black hoody that said "Avril Lavinge" on the back. It was Casey Jones! In dis unverise, Cassy didn'y know the turdles yet so he was completely confused. "WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT THING?!" HE YELLLED, pointing to Donatelo.

"It's fine, Casey." April assured him. "He's one of my friends."

"Who da fucxk is that?" Donnie asked.

"oh this is my boyfreind." April replied.

"WAIF A SEC." DONNie snacped. "SINCE WHEN DID YOU HAVE A BOYDFIRNED THAT WASN'T ME?!"

"Sincee before I met you guys." Spril replied.

"WHY DIDN'T U FICKING TELL M,E?!"

"Well, if you wanted honesty that's all you had to say."

Donnie screamed. "NOOOOO! YOU DIMWIT!" Donnie ra out of the lab and hoped to god that Mikey would forguve him. He should've known all along thayt April was a deceitful little shit!

"Well that was lame." Casey said cynically. "Let's blow this popsicle stand."

"Totally." April said with a nod.

But then Mr. O'Neil walked in. "Hi, April." he said.

"Oh hey dad." said April. "I'm gonna go out with Casey. Btw, Donnie and I made out."

"WHAT?!" Mr. O'Neil yelled.

"Bye." April and Casey went up to the surface together holding hands.

Mr. O'Neil stopped existing after this.

Donnie found Mikey on the couch, watching Mlpfim with tears in his baby blue eyes. Donnie kneeled in front of him and said that he was sorry for cheating on him and that'd he never do it again. Mikey wiped his eyes and that it's okay. Just as he Donnie got on top of him and they started making out for a few minutes and they HAD SEX. Raph's pet turtle, Spike, thought it was sexy and started watching them, smoking a cigar.

Meanwjile, Leo and Raph were in the dojo. They told Splinter they were going to be training on their own for a while. In reality, they were making out.

But Splinter walked in! And he was rage! "YOU LUDACRIS IDIOTS!"

"Sensei, this isn;'t wat it lukes like!" Leo begged.

"Urusai, baka!" Splinter snpped. "This is a disgrace to the Hamato family name!"

Leo and Raph looked at each other sadly with tears in there eyies. Now splintre wasgoing to fin about the secret romances and forbid them to hav anymoar smex.

Master Splinter made and Leo and Raph folloed him 2 da livngn room. But then they saw something that made the situyatieoun 1000000000% worse.

DONNIE AND MIKEY WERE IN THE MIDDLE OF THE LIVING ROOM, DOIN' IT! AND SPIKE WAS WATCHING!1!1!

Leo yelled, "NO!". Now they were going to hget in eeven moar trouble.

Raph was furious because Spike wasn't aloud to watch people screw.

"EXCUS ME! WHAT IS THIS MONSTROSITY?!" Splinter screamed.

Don and Mik looked up and screamed. They were cought red handed!

"YOU ARE FOBIDDEN TO HAVE SEXUAL INTERCOURSE WITH EACH OTHER!" SPLINTER YELLED. "OR WITH ANYONE ELSE FOR THAT MATTER!"

All of a sudden, two silver blades went threw Spilter's chest. Scarlet blud began to ooze out as his body became all limp. Leorado had stabbed his own father!

"OH MY GOD DID YOU JUST FUCKING KILL HIM?" Donnie asked.

"YEAH I JUST FUCKING KILLED HIM I THOUGHT YOU WERE THE SMART ONE." Leo replied. He pulled back his katanas and Splinter's body fell to the floor lifelessly. A pool of blood started to form.

Leo and Raph watched Donnie and Mikey finish their fucking. It made them really horny but they knew they didn't have time to do it themselves. Once they finished and cleaned up the mess, they all stood around Splinter's body.

But then Venus skipped in all happy-wappy. Then she screamed. "MASTER SPLINTER NO! WHO COULD HAVE DONE THIS!"

"Get out, Venus. You're irrelevant." Leo said to her. And she left.

"What do we do with the body?" Mikey asked.

They decided to pour gasoline all over the body and set it on fire. Then they doused the flames and put the ashes in a box that had "our beloved sensei" written on it in black sharpie.

The turtles took advantage of life without a dad and decided watch this movie called The Big Lebowski, a movie that Splinter would never let them watch before. They thought it was hilarious and quite ironic because there's a character in it named Donny who's even stupider than Mikey.

Mwanwhile, Casey Jonas took April on a date. They went to this café that had live music performances. On stage was some brunette kid who was kind of cute i guess but not really. He was singing songs that sounded like they were made in 2005, which is really old.

"Why did you take me here?" April asked casey.

Casey toooooook Apilr by the hands and looked into her eyes all saldy. "I have a confession to make." he confessed. "my real name is Josh Nichols. i just changed it because casy jones sounded cooler."

"Oh, okay." April said. "so whose that on stage?"

"oh that's my stepbrother Drake." josh said, gesturing towards the stage.

Drake sturmmed a guitar even though he really didn't actually know hoe to play it. He was with his band whose members change every episode. Then he began to sing, "IT'S GONNA TAKE SOME TIME TO REALIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIZE"

Den one of da ampliyers xploded. A girl was standing a few inches away, grinning michiviolusly. It was Drak and Casey's little sister, Megan!

"NOT THIS TIME, LITTLE GIRL" CASEy yelled at the tops of his lung, pulling his hockey stick out of his pants.

April had stopped caring about this and left the café. But as she was walking out, she got attacked! It was Karai! And she was going to take April to the Shredder! Oh no!

With all the stress of Splinter's death and everyfing it took the turts a few hours to realize that April was missing. It was getting late so decided to look for her in the morning. Dopnny was going to insist that they look now, but he didn't want to give the impression that he still liked her and therefore make Michelangeley suspisous.

"OMFG NO!" Donnie suddenly started screaming.

"What's wrong, honey?!" Mikey cried out.

But Donnie didn't say anything. His eyes rolled up and he had a vision. Then his eyes went back to normal and he said, "I just had a vision of what was happening to April! SHREDDER HAS HER CAPTIVE!"

Well anyway, they all decided to go to bed. Leo and Raph always slept in the same bed and so did Donnie and Mikey. Venus had to sleep alone because she has to.

Donnie and Mikey got in bed and Donnie started necking Mikey. They started making out against the headboard of the bed.

Mikey's face got all red and he got flustered. "Donnie…" he panted

"Yeah, baby?" Donmie sed in a deeeeep, sexah vocie.

"Let me conceive your child, Donnie" Mikey moaned

And then they had sex again. It was so freaking hot and sexy oh my god i want a piece of that ass.

The next morning, they woke up andwent to the kitchen fir breakfast and met up with Raph and Leo. Venust was dere 2 but nobody really cared. Mikey started making pizza omelets for everyone.

"OMFG NO!" Donnie suddenly started screaming.

"What's wrong, honey?!" Mikey cried out.

But Donnie didn't say anything. His eyes rolled up and he had a vision. Then his eyes went back to normal and he said, "I just had a vision of what was happening to April! SHREDDER HAS HER CAPTIVE!"

"Oh no!" Venus exclaimed. "What are we going to do?!"

But then Raphael snapped, "SHUT UP, BITCH. YOU'RE NOT EVEN SUPPOSED TO EXIST. GET OUT OF THE STORY"

Venus suddenly vanished into thin air and wasn't acknowledged again after that.

"We have to save April from the Shredder!" Leo said leaderly.

Meanwhile, at Shredder's throne room, April was captive.

Shreddeer liaughed like a villain. "BWAHAHAHA! Now I'll just have to hand you over to the Kraang and Hamato Yoshi will come to save you and I can kill him!"

Karai shook her head. "Father, you're such a dork."

"SHUT UP, KARAI." Shredder snapped. "GO MAKE ME A SANDWICH."

Then the Turtles came!

"NO!" Shredder yelled.

Raph stared at Karai with rage in his eyes. He had a vendetta against her because Leo cheated on him with her for a few a while behind his back. He had forgiven Leo because Raph had cheated on him a few times before and could now empathize with him but he will always hate Karai and will never stop hating her until the end of days.

"FUCKING LITTLE WHORE!" RAPH YELLED, pounceing onto her. He got on tp of her and piereced her heart with one of his sais.

"AHAHAHAHAHA!" Shredder laughd maniaclly, seeming unconcerned with the fact that his daughter was killed…Because Karai wasn't actually his daughter! And nobody realized this until he said this- "YOU FUOOL! You just killed your sister!"

"HUH?" All four turtles said at the same time.

"Karai is Spluncker's daughter!" Shreedder said expositionly. "Her real name is Miwa and I kidnapped her when she was a baby and I killed Tang Shen, who is kind of your mother! But I lied to Karai all these years by saying that I'M her father and SPLINTER killed Tang Shen! That's why she hates you! And now she is dead!"

"Oh wow I feel really gross now." Leo said. He used to be in love with Karai but now he has learned that she's his onee-chan.

"Take that news to Sprinter; that his son killed his daughter." Shredder said.

"But Spinter's dead." Milky said.

"WHAT." SHREDer screamed. "WHAT. WHO KILLED HIM."

Everyone pointed at Leo.

"YOU!" Shredder yelled. "I WAS SUPPOSED TO KILL SPRINKLER!"

"Yeah whatever, douchebag." Leo said irritated. "What the Hell doyou have against him anyway? I mean, he must've done worse than steal your gurl and fuck up your face if you still have this eternal vendetta aginst him."

Shredder shrugged. "No, that's pretty much it."

"Wow you're a fucking loser." Leo scofffffed

But then! Jim Levenstein, Samwise Gamgee, Yakko Warner, and Beast Boy jumped through the window for no apparent reason! Glass shards flew everywehr and the 2 grps of chracters stared at each other face 2 face.

"AWESOME!" Mikey and Meast Boi exclaimed in unison, high fiving each other. Their voices together almost sounded demonic because they sound exactly that sam.

Then an interdemissional porteral opened up and sucked Jim, Sam, Yakko, and Beast Boy up. They weren't supposed to be in the same room together because they all have the same voices actores as the turtlies. Yakko blew a kiss to the invisible audience. "Good night everybody!" he said.

"Well that was weird." Leo sed.

Then another portsal opened up and the 1987 versions of the turts came out.

"Holy shit dudes." Retro Michelangelo said. "This is awesome!"

"Wow other me sounds like a stoner." 2012 Mikely sed.

"WHAT IS GOING ON" Shredder yelled.

"Oh, shit!" Retro Raphael exclaimed. "it's the shredder!"

"Why does other me sound like Donnie?" 2012 Rph asked.

"Because he can." said Rob Paulsen, who wasn't there.

"Hey, I'm still here," April said, who was still captive. "Are you guys gonna free me or what?"

"Oh god this April's like thirty years younger than ours." Retro Leonardo said.

"I feel really uncomfortable now." Retro Donatello said.

And so the two groups of turtles joined forces and decided to fight the Shredder. It was a really awesome fight and describing it would take up too much space.

The Shredder ran away. "I'll get you next time, turtles!" he said. "Next time!" And then they could hear a cat being hit by a car from outside.

"COWABUNGA!" roared the 1987 turtles in triumph. And then they spontaneously combusted.

"Well, that's done." said Leo. "Let's go home and have sex."

"HEY AREN'T YOU GOING TO FREE ME?" April asked.

"Fuck you, April." Donnie said. "Ever since we met you, you've done nothing but bring misery and stress upon our lives." So the four turtle brothers went home without Splinter, Venus, or April to ever bother them again. So now they could have sex all day and every day. And that's exactly what they did. Then they went to sleep.

When Donnie woke up to a shocking sight. Mikey was dead! There was knife in his chest that was so deep that it pierced through his shell. Blood was everywhere. There was a sticky note from the Shredder on the knife that said "FUCK YOU" on it.

"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO !" Donnie screamed in horror. "MY MILEY!"

Leo ran in with Ralph. Leo began to say, "Donnie, it's been revealed that...NOOOOOOOOOOOOO!"

Donnie started bawling his eyes out as he held Mikey's corpse. Leo hugged Donnie to comfort him. Raph went into a fit of rage and started cursing the Shredder and Karai even though Karai's dead and had nothing to do with the situation.

Then Leo had a brainstorm. "I had an idea!" he exclaimed.

"What is it?" asked Raph and Donnie.

"It's something I saw on televison." Leo explained. "It's risky, complicated, and kind of stupid. But it just might work."

And so Leo, Raph, and Donnie got on a ship to Japan so they could get the seven Dragon Balls from some dude named Goku. When they got there, Goku gave them the balls and told them how to summon the dragon to get their wish, as well as warned them that after this Mikey couldn't be revived with the Dragon Balls ever again because that's the rule apparently. So Leo, Raph, and Donnie summoned Shenron the dragon with the Dragon Balls and they wished for Mikey to come back to life. Shenron's eyes glowed all red and there was a flash of light.

"You're wish has been granted." Shenron said. "Farewell!" Then he disappeared and the Drasgpm Bdlls flew away in all different directions. Then it was all quiet.

Suddenly, Mikolangelo groaned ans sat up. He blinked a few times before looking agt his brothers. Just as he Donnie ran to hug him. They were crying tears of joy and stuffs like that.

They started making out passionately until they fell over and started fucking. Then Leo and Raph started fucking alongside them. Goku just watched from a distance, too naïve to be turned on. His wife, Chi-Chi, stomped outside and yelled at him for letting these turtle people have sex in their yard. Goku just laughed and said he had no idea what she was talking about because he's an idiot.

"IT'S OVER 9000!" Vegeta said.

Before the turtles left, Raph kicked Krillin's ass all the way to the moon even though it had been blown up by Piccolo already. Then the turtles went home.

When they had gotten home, they began strategizing a new strategy to take the Shredder down because fighting him and the Kraang was becoming really redundant.

So they went back to the Shredder's house. It was really easy to break in because Chris Bradford and Xever were too busy making out to stop them. So now the turtles can fight the Shredder. Only Shredder wasn't there. Instead, Dexter Stinkman was there!

"It's Baxter Stockman!" he snappily corrected the narrator. "Why does everybody get my name wrong?!"

"Where's the Shdredder, Baxrat?" Leo interriogated.

"Haha! As if I'm telling you turds!" Bastard laughed. He took out a shiny silver gun thingy. "Now I will test my new invention on you- the Youngifyer of Doom!" He pointed th gun at the turtles. "Prepare to be ruined for life" he said in a really dark and evil voice that sounded like Vamp from Metal Gear Solid 2.

"That's the stupidest thing I've ever heard in my life." Mikey said, bored out of his witts because Bazxter was a prick.

"SCREW YOU, MICHELANGELO!" Sebaxtion snapped, shooting Mikey with the youngifyer and it turned Mikey into an adorable five year old!

Donnie's face got all red and he got a nosebleed. Chibi Mikey was so fucking cute it almost hurt. It gave Donnie an erection but nobody could see it because a turtle's dick is inside their shells i think i don't know about turtle biology. He was considering keeping Mikey that way forever and ever. But then he realized that they'd never be able to screw ever again because being in love with a five year old is immoral and illegal. Besides, Mikey was still really adorable even though he's not a little kid anymore. So Donnie wiped off his nose and said to Baxter "Turn Miley back!"

"NEVER!" BAXTER SAID. But his finger slipped and he accidentally shot Moikey a second time, thus reversing the effect. "GODDAMN IT!" Baxter yelled. And then Raph did sometheiing he should've doen at the beginning- slit that nerd's throat.

But then two mutants, a rhino and warthog, came in!

"Who're you?" asked Mikye.

"I'm Bebop!" said the wathop.

"And I'm Rocksteady!" said the rhinociours. "Master Shredder has asked us to kick your $$£$ for him."

"Wait a minute, how long have you been a part of the plot?" asked Doni

"Since 1987." replied Beboop.

"Dudes, fuck off." Raph said cynically. "Everybody's forgotten about you two and Shredder's aleady replaceted youp."

"It's true!" said somebody. It was Shredder! "You've been replaced by Bradfof and Xezer even though they're more focused on each other than on helping me."

"NOOOOOOOOOOOOO!" sscrramed Bebop and Rocksteady as the interdemisnional border portal opended up and suent them back to the eighties.

"Now, if u want 2 free April O'Neil, u'll have 2 get thru me!" Shredder said all evilly and stuff.

"Keep her. We don't want her anymore." Donnie said.

Shredder suddenly seemed really embarrassed. "Oh…I wasn't expecting this."

"What do you mean?" asked the turtles.

"Well," said Shreddder, "teh pla was going 2 b that I was going 2 hand Avril to the Kraand. Then you were sopposed to come and try to get her back but it'd be too late and you'd feel like dorks. But now that you aren't even gonna tried, theis was pointless."

"Wait, you alrwady handed April to the Kraang?" asked the turtles.

"Yeah." replied Shredder. "And now the whole world is pretty much fucked."

The turtles looked at each other, looking for an answer in each other's eyes. They honestly didn't care anymore and just wanted to go home

"Well, we're just gonna go now." Leo said as they were leaving. "See ya later."

"No! Wait!" Shredder tried to stop them. "We have to stop the Craig! All I wanted was vengeance upon your sensei! I didn't want the world to be taken over by aliens!"

"Well maybe you should've thought of that before you made an alliance with the Kraang." Mikey said. All the turtles laughed and Shredder screamed no.

The Kraang handed April over to their leader, Rosanne Barr. They neeed April becase her mental energy is most intune with the earth. Or something like that (That's what all the forums say). And Rosanne and the Kraang could use it to take over the world and make it just like Dimension X.

And so the turtles went back to their lair and watched Monsters Inc. together, completely protected from the chaos happening above them on the New York streets. The Kraang were probably mutating and/or killing countless innocent people. But the turtles didn't care. In fact, they didn't care about anything anymore. All they ever wanted and needed was each other. Nothing else in the universe mattered to them.

And then they had a foursome. The end.

TO BE CONTINUED...

Yeah. To be continued. There's gonna be MORE.