Absolute Chaos
By Vorserkeien & Lightning
Disclaimer: We own nothing to do with Tomb Raider or Lara Croft, Lord of the Rings (Vorserkeien is wishing deeply that she could own Legolas – sadly she can't), James Bond nor anything else in this fic.
Exception: Vorserkeien, Lightning and the 'Danny Inn' were created by us. Contact us first if you wish to use them.
Rating: PG
Summary: Non-existent!! Crossover of nearly everything we've seen at some time. Result? Absolute chaos and very little makes any sense at all. But definitely worth reading! Please R&R.
Note: Lightning is mad on horses; the 'Danny Inn' is named after her favourite pony, much to Vorserkeien's displeasure.
2nd Note: The writers are both English so ignore any spelling differences or spelling mistakes.
3rd Note: In this fic we follow the film of Tomb Raider because our PC version of the actual game keeps crashing. Also note that we've "magically" brought Powell back from the dead and goodness knows whom else!
4th Note (Sorry – then again maybe not! Hee hee!): This fic spends most of its time poking fun at all of the characters we've got in it (with the exceptions of Lara Croft and Legolas 'cause their the one's we like the most).
5th Note: The writers are probably insane.
A brief introduction
You are now zooming in towards a quite large hotel (with bar, restaurant, gym, pool etc. so it's pretty much a 5 star hotel) just outside London. Inside you would usually find Lightning on the phone taking bookings and Vorserkeien either chucking darts at the notice board because it is easier than her walking into the bar to play on the actual dart board, or she would be on the phone, when Lightning is not, talking to Legolas Greenleaf and only succeeding in wasting money on these pointless phone calls.
Lightning has very long, light blonde hair with white streaks throughout and walnut coloured eyes.
Vorserkeien has light brown hair of medium length with one braid hanging just past her right ear. Her eyes are a green aqua.
Lightning, in her spare time, teams up with Lara Croft and joins her in whatever the Tomb Raider gets up to. Vorserkeien (are you sure you want to know? Oh well,) is a secret agent who should be working somewhere in outer space but spends more time working on Earth instead, and tries hinting (and fails I might add) to get Legolas to ask her out to somewhere else apart from the hotel.
Know enough? Well if you don't, bad luck, because now we're about to begin…