Chapter 1: Things that go Bump in the Night
Disclaimer: I own Naussin' (Nothing) except Jacy Potts, Aisha Potts, Rowland Potts, and Rachel Potts
Important info: Jacinta Prim Rose Potts Thomas is Loki's girlfriend. Somewhere in later stories (if there are any) it may say she's his wife/finacee/sex slave (naughty Tony that's rude) but right now she's his girlfriend.
Summary: Tony and Pepper are trying to get some sleep when they start to hear weird noises...hmm I wonder who it is...
There was a muffled noised below them and although both inventor and business woman hadn't had a good night's rest in months they were dragged from their heavenly and much needed rest.
"Did you hear that?"Tony began to drift back to sleep waving it off casually, right now he could care less.
"It's probably nothing." His voice came out in a tired slur as he weakly patted her arm and shut the one eye he had half open, this was one of those nights nothing was making him move he was just happy to be in bed almost asleep next to the most beautiful, amazing women he had ever met.
"But," she stopped at the sound of the eerie moan, "is that moaning?" They silenced at the sound of giggling, "and giggling?"
The billionaire sat up, scrubbing any signs of sleep from his eyes seeing as he probably wouldn't be getting any more of it for a long time, "oh that, yeah you can probably guess who's making that noise."
"No actually I can't it's 2:55 in the morning everyone should be asleep," there was another noise from below them and she sighed, she thought everyone would be asleep by now once especially since she had her tinkering madman beside her and he was usually the last one to go to sleep. Thor fell asleep anywhere near Jane and she usually dragged him to bed or curled up next to him wherever he was, Steve was usually up late but he rarely ever made noise – let alone moaning and giggling, Bruce went to bed at 9:00 almost religiously, Darcy went to bed whenever she felt suit which was rarely ever past one in the morning, Rachel had a tight leash on Aisha and she went to bed at 9:30 every night, Clint and Natasha went to bed when they wanted to and occasionally fell asleep with the TV on but JARVIS would just turn it off while they slept there, Rowland hopefully isn't making that noise, and Rachel went to her room at 8:00 and is usually asleep by 11:00 at the latest. Leaving Jacy and Loki the only two that stay up to ridiculous hours, Jacy who deals with some nightmare disorder has an excuse for not wanting to sleep but Loki was just awake especially now that his best friend was back.
"No, it's almost three in morning there's no way they'd be…just eww." Tony laughed at fiancée and smirked.
"Just listen."
"No! God, no! I'm not listening to that…not that I think they're doing it, but no I'm not listening." She watched as he giggled childishly at another moan and her face became increasingly red, it did sound like they were having sex, she didn't want to believe it was otherwise she'd never be able to look at Loki and Jacy the same way. Everyone knew they were and they all made a good bit of laughs out of it even Loki, but hearing them through their reinforced floor seemed just a little too ridiculous for the strawberry blonde to comprehend.
"I doubt it Tony it's just Natasha and Clint falling asleep in front of the television again."
He kept giggling like a little school girl, "fine why don't we ask JARVIS who is right, Hey JARV?"
"Yes sir?" Even the robotic AI sounded tired and in need of sleep and almost annoyed at being disturbed at three in the morning.
"What's making that noise?" She watched as he wiggled an eyebrow at her blushing face and a small smile spread across her face that even at three in the morning they were taking something so trivial as far as they were.
"I believe it is Jacinta and Reindeer Games ma'am."
He gave her an 'I told you so' look which she ignored and changed topics on the playboy "Reindeer Games?"
"Mr. Stark has programmed me to call Loki Reindeer Games at all times except when explaining to someone why I'm forced to call him by said nickname."
She rolled her eyes at him and he smirked back beginning to settle back down into bed. "So its settled, Loki and Jacy are getting smurfy, loud enough to be heard through the floor. Great, I'm going back to sleep."
"I bet they're just watching TV." Pepper corrected.
"I doubt it unless they're watching porn…I have a child safety lock on the TV for the dumb blondes and Aisha's sake and no one knows it but me." Pepper's face scrunched up rather childishly barely visible to Tony in the darkness, "fine, JARVIS what are Loki and Jacy doing."
They waited and even he sounded timid and embarrassed at what had to come out of his artificially intelligent mouth "as it would appear they are engaging in sexual intercourse, ma'am."
The genius who rarely ever seemed to be right rolled over to look at her with a grin on his face, "told you they were screwing around."
"I hate it when you're right," she laid down as well and shut her eyes only to be pulled back from the darkness by two sets of giggling, a very loud moan, and a loud thud.
"Okay, seriously? Who laughs that much during sex?"
"Its Loki what do you expect?" She couldn't believe she was having this conversation, she couldn't believe she could hear them in the first place it made her cringe a little; after all it was her niece. Jacy's almost like her daughter and hearing her made her want to pull her hair out and stuff it in her ears to block out the noise.
"Can you tell them to...I don't know…be quieter?" Tony had learned to sleep through all sorts of noises and he was already going back to sleep until he heard his fiancée's request.
"What? Are you kidding me?"
"No I am not kidding you, Tony please?"
"But…but…what if I get scarred for life?" She rolled her eyes once more and held her head in her hand, the disturbing noises still a backdrop to their conversation.
"We went over this only illogical things freak you out Tony sex is science…basically." No wonder he likes it so much.
"Loki's dick is illogical! What if he's all smurfed out and she's all naked? No! I'm not going down there."
"Would you do it if I promised we can get smurfy tomorrow?" He seemed to listen to this and she smiled, he bit his lip and thought hard for a few seconds.
"And you work from home tomorrow?" The business woman paused; it couldn't hurt to bring her work home for just one day after all being around her family might do all of them some good. She wanted to know how Rowland has been and Aisha's second grade life.
"Deal."
"Okay then," he sighed swinging his legs over the edge of the massive bed. "I swear if I see either of them naked…especially Loki I'm going to separate them or something." There was more noise. "Yeah I'm separating them either way. They're like freaking lab gerbils you just inject them with shit and suddenly they can't keep their grubby gerbil paws off each other."
Pepper laughed and watched as he left, "Loki's dick is illogical?" She shook the thought off quickly before any scarring mental images could come to mind and she laid down barricading her head in pillows hoping to drown out some of the noise.
IN THE HALL…
"Only illogical things freak you," he muttered aggravated almost as much by his fiancée as the noise making, walking, talking, pair of horny hormones. "I'm pretty sure seeing my niece in law naked is going to freak me out." Tony had actually begun to enjoy her company although she was banned from the lab after her last incident in there he liked having her around and seeing her boobs would probably make things really awkward for them.
Tony's always been unfortunate in these cases. He could count at least twelve occasions he walked in on them in various stages of touching. The whole reason he knows they like each other to begin with is he walked in on them kissing. Statistically the odds are against them. He could hear the noise all the way from the beginning of the hall, he wasn't sure if it was louder because he was getting closer or they were getting more intense.
"How do you even tell the Smurf Overlord of Mischief and his ditzy girlfriend/ best friend/ sex slave to pipe the hell down so everyone else could sleep?" He should have worn his armor. Jacy screamed and he jumped slapping one of Pepper's vase which he quickly lunged for and put back onto its small table.
"Jesus Christ!
" The inventor took a few seconds to calm himself scrubbing over his face again, "I totally take back the performance issues thing…I shouldn't have even mentioned that." It grew silent suddenly, "I don't even want to know what that means." He looked at all the shut doors and wondered why he was the only brave enough to intrude on them. You'd think with her mom being right down the hall obviously able to hear this and being the overly religious prude she is she should be totally pissed her daughter was having premarital sex with a genocidal deity. Or you'd think Natasha and Clint would be just a little miffed their sleep was interrupted by Loki of all people and his girlfriend. Maybe Thor might want to tell his baby brother to shut the fuck up for a few minutes better yet put the hammer on his back so he can stay still for the rest of the night, Bruce should have killed them both by now, but no one had done anything about it except the guy that was statistically screwed: Tony Stark.
He sighed and stood at the foot of their door looking at it, it mocked him with what nasty, smurfy horrors were going on inside and he cringed. "It's just them it's not that bad, do it Pepper, do it for sleep, do it for yourself." He repeated the mantra in his head until he had enough courage to knock.
He didn't expect the door to open so quickly, in fact he was hoping he could just talk through the door, "hey uncle Toooonnnnyyyy!" Jacy smiled at him and giggled giddily. Thank God she had Loki's shirt on even if it showed a less than modest amount of her cleavage it was better than her being naked. He looked behind her and saw Loki under the covers laughing madly.
"You lil' missy sound like a drunken idiot," his face was red with a hot blush under his skin.
"That's because you got me drunk you bastard!" Said uncle suddenly felt as though now was a very good time to leave before he was dragged into something he really didn't want to be a part of. A drunk Jacy and a drunk Loki is never a good thing.
"I just wanted to tell you to-"
"Uncle Tony I losts the game," she cut him off with more giggles and Loki smirked proudly, "and I won, she did put up a fairly good fight though."
A blush bloomed on her face and she dug her toe into the floor like a five year old, "Shit Loki…you made me blush all cute and stuff. Thank you."
"Okay you know what? I've seen and heard enough, I'm sorry you lost the game and I'm glad you won the game, but I just wanted to ask you two: could please shut the fuck up for the rest of night? Jacy get in bed, Loki go to own freaking room and stay there until the Sun rises, better yet stay there for a whole day." It would have been wise for him to figure out what sort of drunk Loki was before he said that to him, but he seeing as he didn't have an enraged, naked Loki trying to kill him he realized Loki is a happy drunk. The god just giggled and giggled and then giggled some more before finally speaking, "but Annnnnnnttthhhoooooonnnny my room is a cell, it's hoooooooot and I get loooooonnnnellllly and I really like Jacy." His voice was high pitched and whiny as he pouted like a child who didn't want to leave his friend's house.
Now he knew how Pepper felt when he was drunk, he's never doing this to her again. He knows he's lying to himself, but it means something to him right now "Loki put some clothes and get out of Jacy's room."
He pouted crossing his arms over his chest and glared at the ceiling, while Jacy had stayed mostly silent, "uncle Tony can he," she giggled "shay for de night, just til later I promise we'll be quiet. Please." He wondered how the hell a twenty two year old could look so innocent her big golden green eyes looked deep into his soul and begged for her boyfriend to stay in her bed for the rest of the night instead of leaving. He sighed, knowing Jacy every guy she slept with probably leaves after they're done with her and that somehow annoyed him. Jacy had become more than a friend sometimes he felt like he was the dad she never had. He didn't like the idea of someone using her then leaving her like a dirty crime scene.
"We'll be more quiet."
His niece started sinking into a drunk stupor and he picked her back up again. "Do you two promise to be quiet?" The two nodded childishly and he sighed. "Okay just be quiet."
She nodded and yawned, "uncle, Loki-bear I'm ready for nap." She laughed tiredly, "you fucked all the energy out me you son of a bitch." He only smiled and allowed her space on the bed enveloping her small body into his and Tony watched for brief moment as the ex-genocidal god seemed completely content he's drunk, he just had sex, and he seems to be with someone he really likes...correction...loves.
"Nighty night, don't let Pepper bite."
"Good night Anthony."
"Yeah…uhh good night you two…"he shut the light off and closed the door allowing the couple to finally rest.
"I don't know why I think they're so cute together…it's just fucked up."
BACK IN TONY AND PEPPER'S ROOM
"Did you get scarred for life?" Pepper asked with a smile on her face as he laid down tiredly putting his head on her lap.
"No, turns out though they're drunk and they were playing 'the sex game' God those two are complete idiots no wonder we kicked Loki's ass. Ya know when Loki's drunk he's just weird, I've never seen him giggle like that in my life. I need sleep and alcohol. A lot of alcohol. Possibly amnesia." She kissed the top of his head and they sat in silence.
"At least it's silent," she laughed as he finally rolled off her and onto his side of the bed grumbling about how he could have slept through it.
"Yeah they fell asleep according to Jacy Loki fucked all the energy out of her; now I'm going to follow their suit and go the fuck to sleep. Night Pep love you."
"Tony you're an absolute mess, but that's why I love you. Good night."
THE NEXT MORNING…
Tony awoke and shuffled to the kitchen in search of coffee that someone had probably left out or made a few minutes before he came down. When he noticed the kitchen was empty, normally at least one person was still in the kitchen. Did he really sleep in that late? Then again with all the mess that went on last night he should be allowed to sleep in as late as he wanted.
"Oh Tony I was just about to wake you up, come look, be quiet though," she crept down the hall tiptoeing in the most un-Pepper like way he had seen in all his life.
"It's adorable," of course it had to do with Jacy, the whole team excluding Jacy's mom were peering into Jacy's room.
"What…oh my God."
Loki's face was turned sideways towards the door his arms hanging backwards and his butt high in the air whilst he snored and drool oozed disgustingly out of his mouth. His counterpart didn't look any better than he did most of her body hung off the bed and her arms were used as pillows on the hard floor. She looked like she was going to be having some serious neck pains when she woke up
"Wow…that's just…"
"I know," Clint laughed quietly behind his hand.
"Thor, are you sure he's adopted?" Steve looked at the other blonde then back at the black haired, sleeping idiot in front of him. Steve couldn't help but finally see the resemblance.
"He is adopted, but it does not mean he did not take after me in all those years." Jacy snorted loudly and the rest off her body fell off the bed.
"You know what?" Pepper said smiling. "I think we shouldn't let this go to waste, I think we should get a camera, get some markers and draw all over their drunken faces."Despite what many people thought, Pepper is capable of fun just not 'Tony's' fun.
"And Instagram?" Jacy's younger sister, Aisha, looked at her aunt curiously.
"Of course we're putting it on Instagram."
They looked at each other with mischievous grins of their own like children who had found their sister's diary and suddenly they were off sprinting for sharpies. Tony only looked at her and smiled.
"Gotta love those lab gerbils."
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