Disclaimer: My writing is so bad, how am I even realistically J.K Rowling?

Author's note: This is what I think would happen if Oliver Wood was there when Dumbledore said that there was no Quidditch during Harry's fourth year.


"It is also my painful duty to inform you that the Inter-House Quidditch Cup will not take place this year-" Dumbledore got caught off by a screech of despair coming from a well known Quidditch Captain, Oliver Wood. Every head turned to him, including the staff members of Hogwarts. Oliver stood up.

"YOU CAN'T CANCEL QUIDDITCH!" He shrieked as he flipped the Gryffindor table, sending the gold plates and bowls crashing to the floor.

"THAT!" he screamed as he threw a bench at Dumbledore.

"IS!" Oliver bellowed as he slammed into the Hufflepuffs.

"IIIIIILLLLLLLEEEEGGGGGIIIIIIIAAAALLLLLLL!" By then, the students and teachers of Hogwarts had to take cover as the raged Gryffindor Quidditch Captain showed his displeasure.

"MR. WOOD, PLEASE REFRAIN YOURSELF FROM DESTROYING THE GREAT HALL!" Professor McGonagall scolded loudly. But Oliver didn't stop. It took Mad-eye Moody, who had arrived shortly, Professor McGonagall, Sprout, Flitwick, Snape, and Dumbledore to stun him. Why? Because Oliver kept on backflipping over the debris and was being a difficult target.

After Oliver was taken away to the Hospital Wing for a Calming Drought, Dumbledore announced, "Well, now that Oliver Wood has been subdued and calmed down, I can now continue." As Dumbledore continued talking, Harry leaned over to his friends.

"Do you think Oliver will be okay?" he asked worriedly. Ron contemplated while Hermione nodded.

"He's just overreacting."

"I dunno, Hermione, Quidditch is a serious thing," Ron said wisely. Harry sighed.

"You know, none of this would have happened if Oliver graduated last year," Harry said.