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BONJOUR! MONSIEUR LAMPEROUGE
CHAPTER ONE
Lauren Smith was a petite blond that was a perfect ten. She was patient, idealistic and came from a well-to-do family and when Lauren graduated from the University of Britannia, she was committed to the cause of making a difference. She imagined herself as the leading lady in "Freedom Writers", converting young thugs into respectful gentlemen and promiscuous girls into fashionable conservatives. Despite this, she was secretly delighted when she was assigned to Ashford Academy, home to the beautiful and privileged. They were the cream of the crop and in short she had nothing to worry about. How naive she had been because as soon as Miss Smith, a gorgeous blond of only twenty-four with bedroom eyes and ample breasts set foot on Ashford grounds, she became the victim of sexual harassment. Apparently she wasn't aware of the fact that rich Ashford boys after being smothered by overbearing parents and responsibilities, not to mention being subjected to the horrid prospects of the same chicks since pre-k, were rather inclined to be perverts and downright horny when faced with greener pastures...Miss Smith was greener pastures and they were committed to making a picnic of her. But to make a long story short, Miss Smith's demise was the result of one sex tape and a lawsuit that never quite made it to court.
This occurrence at the time had served its purpose of amusement for C.C. It was like a boring Christmas party that suddenly became hilarious when your drunk uncle takes it upon himself to try and hit the high notes in that old song from the movie 'Titanic'...You know, it's Christmas, no one is even playing that song!
Although, in time, C.C. would come to regret ever making light of Miss Smith's resignation because little did she know, saying bye-bye to her old French teacher would mean coming face to face with Monsieur Lelouch Lamperouge...
On October 5th, when Mr. Lamperouge entered class 3A, C.C. became aware of two facts, one being that the girls in her class was more desperate that she thought and the latter being that Brick Thornton, the school's glorified quarterback, was a flaming fag.
She should have known he was no good because just by saying "Bonjour", Monsieur Lamperouge had sent almost half the girls to the infirmary with bloody noses and one Brick Thornton to the bathroom, probably to nurse the sting of social suicide. This was going to be one interesting school year...