Disclaimer: I don't own Naruto
A/N: this is extremely random, my teacher told us to write a story beginning with "Santa stood at the door dumfounded" Then we would write until the timer went off then switch papers. I put Naruto in it because I am obsessed, but only one other person in my class knows about Naruto, so this story turned out pretty funny. It's really short though.
Note: Stephens handwriting is extremely messy, so I am going to try to decode it.
Me
Jason
Stephen
Santa stood at the door dumfounded for there on the floor was Naruto with Kakashi'd foot on his head.
A Sensei isn't suppose to beat-up their pupil!' Santa thought to himself, but more importantly 'How did I get here? Oh, well. While I am here I might as well give out presents.
Kakashi got 'adult books', Naruto got ramen, Sasuke got cole, and Sakura got soap.Well, since Santa didn't plan for this, he gave what he had.
Okay, Back to the plot line…wait there isn't one. CRAP! I have to find one quick! Oh, no! Writer's block! Why me?!?
Santa got mad at his lack of proper toys and threw a hissy fit. Naruto got mad at Santa being a whiny little boy and beat him up too. Sasuke killed Naruto for beating up Santa then finished off Santa and Kakashi and walked off, leaving a bloody trail. Sakura sat there eating soap. Yummy…(A/N: Jason's grammar is terrible)
Then Arnold Schwareanegakipshinkenoke jumped out of his private jet landing on Sakura's front yard. Loading his .44 Magnum and pumping his 12 gauge, he busted open the door and shot down every elf in sight. "HELP US!" screamed the elves as bullets pierced their bodies leaving lifeless corpses lying throughout the room.
That's it for you, extremely short and pointless. I don't know…I was kinda bored so I thought I would type up some class work.