"Alright, tonight's the night." I whispered to myself as I hopped in the taxi. "Where you headed with a bag that small anyway?" The driver asked. "Just an old friend's house. I'm just going to spend the night." I replied calmly. I wasn't going to let anyone one ruin my plans, especially not a smelly taxi driver. After about 25 minutes of driving I looked out the window and there it was. Dan and Phil's apartment complex. "Okay! Stop here." I shouted. It startled the man but in return he just held out his hand. "This whole taxi thing ain't free y'know?" I raised an eyebrow, I couldn't even think straight. I was about to meet my idol and finally get some answers. "Oh yes, right..." I said as I scrabbled to get the change to pay the man. I hopped out of the cab and made my way up the first flight of stairs. When I finally found the right door, I picked the lock with a paper clip and a bobby-pin. "Yes." I whispered as I slowly opened the door. I took a quick glance around the room, Phil was probably asleep. I checked Dan's tumblr to make sure he was still up. The last reblog was from 23 seconds ago. Perfect. I snuck up to the door quietly. I saw the light creeping out from beneath the door, and it just made me more excited. I couldn't believe this, it was finally happening. I couldn't help but smile. I opened the door slowly as Dan jumped out of bed and screamed "WHO THE FUCK ARE YOU AND WHAT ARE YOU DOING IN MY APARTMENT?" He looked spooked, like he just saw a ghost. This wasn't how I pictured it would be I started to panic slightly. "I'm a huge fan of you and Phil's videos!" I blurted out. "Yes, that's all well and good but WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING HERE?" He said looking a bit more relaxed than when I first walked in. I started crying. "Are you okay? Look, I didn't mean to scare you I just-" I cut him off mid-sentence. "No, Dan it's just...you're just...so...cool." I had control of my breathing now. "Is that all you came to tell me?" He asked as Phil came round the hallway holding a lamp. "IS EVERYTHING OKAY? I HEARD SCREAMING!" He stopped in the doorway as he soon as he realized I was just a non-threatening girl standing about 5feet away from Dan. "Look, you're going to have to leave okay?" Dan said with his head in his hands. I started walking out the door, when I suddenly remembered something. I spun around and looked at the ground. "Um, I have a question Dan..." "Yes?" "What color is your hair?" He looked confused. I will never forget the next words to come out of his mouth. There is no doubt that they will haunt me for the rest of my life. "Um, it's brown. Why do you ask?"