A/N: lul hei guiz i hp u all lyk mah ff i fink it iz da bezt wun evar! Xoxoxoxox 3 3
Rachet n cLak waz in dere howse playin da nintedoe. Rachet sed "lolz clak i betin u!" n clak sed "aw noez!" den dey hearEd a buum at dere door n kwark cam in 2 da howse n he sed "hey guize cn i plai nintedoe 2?" n rachet sed "no kwark u r stupid go awai" den kwark crid n clak sed to rachet "rachet dunt be men 2 kwark" den rachet sed "sorri kwark" den kwark sed "it kai" den dey al plai nintedoe den talin cam in da howce n sed "i fickzed da dinerator do u wena c da lambockz rachet" n rahet sed "afta dis rac talin lolz" n she sed "kai" den dai finis der rac and rachet wun, den clak den kwak cam last coz he dum den talin sed "lulz letz go met da lamboks" so dey al tuched da dinerator an talin sed "dinerator go 2 da latbonkz" n den dey were wid da lombicks n rachet sed "wer iz u mom n dad" den rachets dad cam out n sed "lol rachet i dnt die coz im alkive" den rachets mom cam out n sed "me 2 lulz" an rachet crid coz he wa hapi n kwak luled c9z heiz dum den clak sad "wat abut my mom n dad" den claks daD who iz caled orgas cam out n sad "clak i am ur dad i 3 A/N sorri guize, idk huw to turn da 3 arund de uda way to mak a hart :'((( u" den claks mom cam out n sed "i gut sum legz so now i cn walk n stufz to se u clk" den clk ncrid oil terz den kwaks mom n dad cam out n sad "kwak we din die eider bt u r fukn stupid but we 3 A/N ZOMG stil cant du it :'((((( u" den kwak waz lyk "i 3 uz 2" den talin waz lyk "werz mi da" den mak apigoe cam out n sed "lolz talin im aluive i left coz u r ugkly n u mom iz ded" den talin crid un hapi terz n killed hersuf wif da stupoid jetopak she haz on her bak n mak waz lyk "lol k" n left den dey al partid n den drek n nefius n glimin vok n takion n vorslin n makimilon n dat gui from da gam abut siz bein kewl frum psp cam bak from bizin ded n sed "we iz gunsa kil yuz all" den al da good guiz was lyk "aw noez" ecep rachet coz he soooooooooooooooo sxc n he was lyk "lulz il kil u al wid my wird har brus" n he killed dem n dey diezd agan den alitar cam back n sed "sori in trid to kil u rachet" den rachet sed "it kai" n evry wun hug n da good guize wun da end
A/N: Hi guys!
I really hope you all know this is a parody, basically everything you SHOULD NOT do when writing. To be completely honest, I found this quite entertaining to write, and doing another one just for my own entertainment purposes isn't entirely out of the question...
DO U GUIZ WANZ A SEKWAL? XO
SHOOSH SHANTEL, THEY DON'T WANT TO HEAR FROM YOU ANYMORE!
zOmG WAT dO yUUU KnO?
That's Shantel; she's my alter-ego. *Sighs* I should keep her in a cage or something...
PC4PC ON MISPACE, GUIZ?
*Thwacks Shantel over the head with decent literature* That should silence her... For now.