(Note2: Anything in ~'s is a song)
The Messed Up Zelda Movie Starring People that Would Not Fit the Characters' Rolls At All!
The Cast:
Britney Spears---Link
Richard Simmons---Navi
Li'l Bow Bow---Saria
My Math Teacher---Ganon
Mr. Pants(Mr. Pants is Rareware's mascot, a big white ball with a head wearing red briefs)---Zelda
Al Gore---The Deku Tree
All of the Sages Except Ruto---Sammie
Ruto---Eminem
Dr. Dre---Kokiri Kid #1
Snoop Doggy Dogg---Kokiri Kid #2
A Car---King Zora
And now...
What you've all been waiting for...
The Movie!
Link walks towards the Deku Tree
Deku Tree: Hello, Link! I'm in grave danger! I'm not winning the election! Wait...that's not right...takes out script Ah! Here it is! A big spider thingy is inside me and trying to kill me. Save me link. And vote Democratic!
Saria: Wow, Link! You have a fairie! ~Bow wow yippy yo yippy yay!!~
Link: Yeah, isn't it cute? But it still ~Drives me crazy!~
Navi: Alright, people let's burn some butter off those buns!
Deku Tree: I demand a recount!
Kokiri Kid #1: Hey! You "Forgot About Dre", you *****!
Later...
Zelda: I summon the 6 sages...from Rareware's website!
The Sages appear
Ruto: ~I am whatever you say I am! If I wasn't, then why would I say I am?~
(At the same time)Sages: ~I like the way you look at me!~
Scene cuts to a claymation castle and a real-life fist is punching it
Ganon(screaming): Noo!!!!!!! Make sure you do your homework!! Due on Monday or else a detention!!!
Link: No way, you drive me crazy!
Link swings a microphone a Ganon, knocking him into the lava
Link: ~Oops! I did it again!~
Scene cuts to Link and Zelda hanging from thick, black, strings
Zelda: Here, take this carboard cut-out of me. Now go home Link, where you belong.
Link: But Ganon's dead! We should party!
Somehow, they appear in Kokiri forest
Ruto: sings Stan
Everyone: dancing
Navi: waves arms in weird motion
King Zora: WHERE AM I?!!!! NOOO!!! crashes into the Deku Tree
Kokiri Kids: sing The Next Episode
THE END
Coming Soon...
"The Reviewers Are Shocked and Appaulled!"
Here's a clip!
Reviewers: We are shocked and appaulled!
(Not a real fic)
Special Thanks to JoeV for helping me make this fic!
Please review!!!