"Hello", said the fatass hippo named murray.
"Fuck you, go suck your moms dick you fat blob of shit.", said a Raccoon named sly.
"I AM FUCKING LONELY", said a nerdy gay shitface named bentley as he cut himself and cried.
"Fuck you bentley, you fucking emo", said murray
"I hate my lofe", said bentley
"WHAT THE FUCK IS A LOFE, YOU RETARD.", said sly
"SHIT ON YOUR SINK YOU FUCK.", explained murray.
"SINK ON YOUR SHIT."said a fugly- ass vixen named carmelita as she stumbled in, drunk as fuck.
"hey, lets abuse her!", yelled sly.
Bentley all of a sudden turned into a badass.
"Fuck yea" exclaimed Bentley, with his Horatio cane shades on.
"Hooray", yelled murray.
"Fuck you, you mother fucking shit bitch cock ass, you don't get to have sex!" said bentley.
Bentley and sly high- fived and dragged carmelita into the bedroom. Murray stayed outside and jerked on his one- inch wonder for half an hour.
THE END.