KZINTI By:

KZINTI
By: Rogue8
Disclaimer: Marvel owns everything except for Me and Kzinti.
Questions: Do bad words in German raise the rating like English ones do? Does anyone but me know what a Kzinti is? Does anyone care? Why have the x-men never had pets before?
Notes: Send any feedback to me at firefly254@hotmail.com
For the last time, Scott, I ain't gonna sleep with you!
Logan, please? I Love You! Scott yelled, following Wolverine out of the house and to his motorcycle.
What's that? he asked, noticing something moving in the buses.
Logan reached in and pulled out a cat.
Scott screamed.
It's just a cat.
Oh. AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!
He hits Scott in the face with his free hand, knocking him out. He sets the cat down and it jumps on Scott and starts attacking him.
*hey, I like this cat.* He thinks to himself, and carries the cat inside, leaving Scott's bloody body on the front lawn.
Once he was inside all the girls surrounded him.
A cat? Ah used t' have a cat. Ah think...
Where'd you get it?
It was outside.
Jubilee scratched behind it's ears.
What's it's name?

It ha to have a name. What're you gonna call it?
He thinks for a second.
she said in an annoyed tone.
Okay, fine. How about Kzinti?
Jubilee asks.
Like in the book. They're alien cats.
Oh. You read a book?
I'm a hundred and fifty! I had some time to read!

The eighties. My hair wouldn't do that flock of seagulls thing.
Huh, I didn't know that you could read. How long'd it take you?
The eighties.
Gambit walks into the room.
Remy be making gumbo t'night, an' he don' care what yo' say.
He looks at the cat and it hisses at him.
Ahh! Dat be a demon cat!
Everyone rolls their eyes, then Rogue walks over and slaps him.
Shaddup, swamp rat.
By dose! Yo' broke by dose again!
I hit you in the cheek.
Oh. Lo siento.
That's Spanish.
Mi dispiace?

Fic tu?

Kurt ports in and hits him.
As a German and a man of god, I cannot allow you to use such language!
How, den?
Desole. Ya know, Ah don't think he's really Cajun.
Remy might no' be Cajun! Remy don' know!
Scott walks in the door.
Hi. I'm not dead.
The cat jumps on him again.
See! Remy tell yo' dat cat be evil!
WHAT THE HECH DO YOU MEAN?!
He kill Scott- oh. Forget Remy say anything.
*I still t'ink dat cat be evil.*
-later-
Remy sat down in the living room to read, when out of nowhere Kzinti jumps onto his book.
NON! MON DIEU!
When he reached into the fridge to get a soda later, the cat jumped on his back, making him hit his head and shout various French curses.
When he went to lay down in his room he jumped on his chest, making him kinetically charge his soda can. The can exploded and he cursed more, then threw the cat out the window.

Then he went to have a shower.
He climbed into the shower and felt someone watching him. He looked to his right. Just a bunch of fan girls.
Nothing strange there.
Then he looked up to see the cat staring down at him.
Dat be de last straw!
He picked up the cat and stomped out of the room.
Naked.
After beating off the rabid fan girls and writers (me included.) Who jumped him, he disappeared into the kitchen.
-that night-
Remy, still naked, sets a pot of gumbo on the table just as I walk in.
(Did you really think I could leave myself out of a story with a naked Gambit? ;-) )
De gumbo be ready!
I look in the pot.
Darn, to bad I'm a vegetarian. I tell him.
Everyone else takes a big bite.
This is the best ever! What's in it?
Remy smiles.
Dat be my secret.
Logan walks into the room.
Has anyone seen Kzinti?