SPEEDO-MAN THEME SONG
Speedo-Man, Speedo-Man
Wears his Speedo as tight as he can
Is he strong? Listen bud!
He's got chlorine in his blood
He can save people from a threat and he likes to get wet
Look out! Here comes the Speedo-Man!

Sammy "The Shark" and Gustav Guppy
They're his foes and a bunch of yuppies
His sidekick is Pool Guy
He's got a great smile, but is afraid of flies
Hey there! There goes the Speedo-Man!

In the chill of night, at the scene of a crime
He swims through the water, just in the nick of time

Speedo-Man, Speedo-Man
Greatest swimmer in the land
Women and booze, he doesn't ignore
Because that's one of his rewards

To him life is one hang-up
Watch out his Speedo might ride up
Here comes the Speedo-Man