Disclaimer- I don't own Sly Cooper, Clockwerk, or any other similar factor that might come up in this story
JageshemashFTW: What's up fanfictioneers, I'm JageshemashFTW but you can call me Jagy.
Some of you know me for my story Nextgen Heroes… No? Well then what about… Oh, wait I haven't written that one yet ~whimpers~. Oh well! The point is we're talking about this story (even though technically it's more of a Q&A than a story) Let's meet our contestants. The greatest Thief in the world, second only to King of Bandits Jing, Sly Cooper.
Sly: The king of bandits can kiss my ringtail.
Jagy: Say that again and I'll write you in a crossover fic with Starfox.
Sly: ~glaring~ You wouldn't dare.
Jagy: Try me. Next up, he's mean, he's big, and he was mistaken to be a Russian terrorist by Interpol for years before finding out he was an immortal war machine from ancient Egypt. Ladies and gentlemen give it up for CLOCKWERK!!!!
Sly: ~cough~douchebag~cough~.
Jagy: Care to say anything to the boys back home C.W.
Clockwerk: …
Jagy: Clockwerk? Yo, Clockwerk?
Clockwerk: …You're all going to die.
Jagy: THE GIANT METAL OWL HAS SPOKEN! (yes, I am a huge fan of Clockwerk)
Sly: Just tell them what you need to say so I can go back home and be denied sex by Carmelita once again.
Jagy: Absolutely Sly. Basically this is your typical Send-in-your-questions-for-the-charecters-to-answer-via-the-comment-function fic.
Here are some ground rules:
Keep the questions at least PG-13 here people
You can ask questions to the following people: Sly, Clockwerk, Jagy, Sly and Clockwerk, Sly and Jagy, Clockwerk and Jagy or Sly and Clockwerk and Jagy.
No stupid questions like 'Wouldn't it be kool if SEPHIROTH was in your games!' we don't need any of that.
Clockwerk: Whose Sephiroth?
Jagy: The only person in the world more badass than you.
Sly: Hey, I'm badass.
Jagy: …PFFFFFFFHAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAhehehe. I haven't laughed that hard since I was a little girl thank you. (It's funny cause I'm a guy.)
One more thing, I can't answer your questions if you don't send them to me in your reviews.
So please review.
Sly: If you don't he'll starve us
Jagy: Any last words before I end the chapter?
Clockwerk: …You're blood will flow like a river if you ask anything embarrassing to me.
However, if you embarrass Cooper than your death will be quick and painless when I take this pathetic world.
Jagy: Well said Clockwerk. Seeya next time! Oh, one more thing: while your questions are appreciated, I wont be able to answer them all so don't feel too bad if I don't answer yours okay?