Albedo's Holo-Log

Entry 001

Year 4768

Helloooo, Holo-Log! I am your owner, Albedo! I am utterly bored here in space… sitting in a giant mech with only a mute white-haired Realian in a pseudo-nurse outfit for company gets OLD after awhile. Ripping my own head off while maniacally laughing only goes so far. Besides, it's not as menacing if I do it ALL the time, is it?

Laughs maniacally before stopping abruptly, then coughs and clears throat

I'm just not feeling it right now. How can I be eeeeevil if there's not an audience of do-gooders around to see me laugh maniacally? Honestly… I may be a depraved "villain", but I have my standards! Kirschwasser here doesn't react to much of anything… she's not much fun. What WOULD be fun is finally finding ma pêche.

Puts fingertips together and smiles at the thought

Ma pêche … you sweet, little pink-haired girl. Your hair reminds me of a peach that has just fallen from a tree. A peach that is good enough… to eat! I want you now, ma pêche! NOOOOWWWWWWW!

Bangs fists on console, then suddenly grips head and starts to twist it around before stopping

Oh, right… you and Kirschwasser are my only audience. How drab! I am the star of a universal drama here, not some lowly bit actor in a trite musical! I want a bigger audience for my grand drama! And I want ma pêche!

Puts hands around Kirschwasser's neck, lifts her up, and sniffs her hair as she faces him. Her yellow eyes widen and her facial expression becomes one of utter terror

Mmmmm… Kirschwasser. Your hair smells as lovely as ever. It smells faintly of cherries for some reason. And cherries are such a lovely bright red…

Remembers something. Eyes suddenly narrow as his facial expression turns to rage and his hands tighten around Kirschwasser's neck

DAMN YOU RUBEDO… YOU ABANDONED ME THOSE MANY YEARS AGO! YOU ABANDONED ME WHEN I NEEDED YOU THE MOST! YOU ABANDONED US WHEN WE NEEDED YOU THE MOST! YOU WILL PAY FOR YOUR CRIME! YOU WILL PAAAAAAAAAAAYYYYYYYY!

Laughs maniacally as Kirschwasser struggles in vain to free herself and is strangled by Albedo

Mmmm… Kirschwasser? Kirschwasser? Wake up, my dear…

Kirschwasser's limp body merely flops to her former place in Simeon's cockpit when he lets go

Damn it! That's the third Kirschwasser I killed this week! Oh well… they ARE mass-produced, after all. I will merely get another, and another, and another… they will come without end whenever I desire. But there is one I want above all others… one that is not so easily replaced… ma pêche!

Cradles Kirschwasser's body in arms and smells her hair once more

So tragic… you died so young and had such promise. Such trite things have no meaning to me, for death has no sting for me. Nothing can stop me in my quest for ma pêche! NOTHING! NOT EVEN YOU, RUBEDO!

Puts his hands to his head and acts like he is about to tear his hair out, then notices the holo-log camera and stops

This is merely the opening act of my saga, dear holo-log. Only the beginning. You will hear of my triumphs and failures, my good times and bad. But above all, you will record my every move. AND I WILL BE HEARD!

Shoves face in front of camera and laughs maniacally as holo-log ends