Mangary-
I am so awesome! Well, you probably knew that already, but I wanted to remind you anyway in case you forgot. Now, I will get to the point of this letter.
OH MY FUCKING GOSH! You married him! That stupid motherfucking aristocrat! Why the hell did you do such a thing? That was stupid of you, Mangary. FUCKING STUPID!
Okay, I'm sorry. I am sorry for what I said in the last paragraph. I guess I just lost my temper there. Woah. I actually apologized for my awesome paragraph. Weird. Well, I only did because I know it is not completely your fault for marrying the rich bastard. You have part of the blame only because you said yes to his proposal. You know, you could have just as easily said no. Why did you say yes to the fucking idiot? I am curious as to why. Please write back with an answer.
Before I finish this letter, I ask you to do one thing, just one. Do not destroy my letter. I know you would love to look at my writing and always remember how awesome I am. I have another reason, but I don't feel like explaining now.
-Gilbo