Big brothers
They're a little silly, don't you think
Always prancing around like an overgrown peacock
Giving those innocent young girls a wink
And skateboarding on the side walk
My big brother is quite the clown
And always turns your frown upside-down
Sometimes he's infuriating
With his constant gloating
In his opinion he's the smartest in existence
Nothing can compare to his brilliance
I think he's a bit of a bore
(But my big brother I secretly adore)
At his side I will stay
Even if one day
His mother ship reappears
And takes him back for a few hundred years