*Me and oneshots….:O I just had a creepy impulse to type this up. Enjoy?*
Kagamine Rin was lying down on the couch, half asleep and waiting for a call.
"Len…..I'm going to fucking KILL you when you call. THROUGH THE PHONEEEEEE!" she yelled out, getting up off the couch and grabbing oranges to calm down her burning anger. She then realized that Miku was still at the market buying more oranges.
Damn.
She looked around the kitchen to see if there was anything else to eat. And after about a minute of searching, she found it.
Bananas.
Len wasn't calling her back, so this was a perfect act of revenge. Plus, there were no oranges, and bananas were always next on her "EAT IT NOW DAMMIT" list.
"Hm….I'm in the mood for something sweet." She smirked as she searched the freezer, grabbed all the ice cream there, and began to make herself a banana split.
Kaito was her ex-boyfriend. A jackass who cheated on her with Meiko, her older sister figure. Later, the two girls made up when they realized they both didn't know he already had a girlfriend. Meiko thought they were a couple. She thought they were a couple. He was an ass. See? Plus, he WON'T get out of her place. So she decided to eat all his ice cream. She was about to call him a son of a bitch, but stopped herself. Kaiko and Akaito are related to him, and they were her friends.
"YUM!" she said as she began to stuff her face.
But, after she finished eating all those bananas and ice creams, Rin was very tired. She knew she had to get that call, and was going to wait till she fainted from exhaustion if that was to be done.
Of course, right then, her phone rang. But it wasn't her ringtone of Fear Garden (she used it to creep people out), it was…something else.
Please don't turn my love into something from a tragedy like Juliet
She didn't recognize the song, for she was far too tired to figure out much.
Take me away from here…
That's what I want
Say goodnight to my mom and daddy
I hope tonight they'll have a good sleep
It's time for grown ups to go to bed
The caramel so sweet and choking
My bare legs I'm shyly crossing
How far away can we go tonight?
Please don't hurt me, just be nice to me
Rin was thinking that the song sounded familiar now. It was one of Miku's…but which one?
I don't like the taste of bitterness
I grew up on my mother's cookies and cupcakes
Mmmmm….cupcakes. The blond wondered if she could ask Miku to get some sweets tomorrow.
Everything that I don't know, oh how they enchant me so
Isn't that normal? Yeah
Just show me everything
and I'll show you everything that I am…
*beep*
Rin got up quickly to answer the phone, now realizing that Miku put that on her phone AGAIN.
"Hay Rinny~"
"Why the fuck didn't you call?"
"Cause I'm here~ And I never knew you listened to such perverted songs~"
I hung up the phone and opened the door to see him waiting.
"Rin…I never knew you were such a pervert."
She kicked him and dragged him into the house.
"Blame Miku for putting that as my ring tone ever since she sung that fucking song."
"But you're still a perv for LISTENING to it~" he laughed as she sighed heavily.
"Why do I even love an idiot like you?"
"I honestly don't know…"
"Wanna flush Miku's leeks down the toilet?"
"Suuure~ I still need revenge from when she told Gakupo where I live. I almost got molested."
Rin giggled as Len pouted, but blushed as she answered Len's comment.
"Heh…you fail Lenners." She then tiptoed up to him and whispered.
"You wanna make out after that?"
"Sure…why not?"
"….that's strange. I have a weird feeling that I need to get home NOW…."
*random ass stuff (I'll be updating other selves tomorrow?) :D*