Ok people, any thing In red is Inuyasha, any thing in, blue, is his mind/little voice in his head, got it? Good, cause I'm tired of dealing with you stupid freaks! 0o;;;;;;
Inuyasha sat alone in a tree, the god tree to be exact. He was trying to sort out his thoughts, and considering the subject of his confusion was Kagome, it seemed appropriate.
So, what do I do now, the jewel is almost complete, and Kagome is talking about going home, what do I do?
Go after her duh! Tell her you love her that you would die for her, come on! Pick a feature!
Uhhh not you again!
Yep, me again!
Why me? Why do I have to have a conscious that always butts into my life?
Because you're too stupid to deal with your life on your own, so technically, it's your own fault!
Isn't every thing?
Almost, except maybe Kagome coming here, that wasn't your fault that was pure luck on your part!
Luck? Is that what you call it?
What do you call it?
A cruel twist of fate.
Is that all?
Probably.
Probably? What about, oh I don't know maybe it was meant to be? Did you ever consider that?
Not once.
Never?
Not, ever.
Wow, you ARE simple minded!
Inuyasha almost fell out of the tree
Now listen here!
No, you listen. You love Kagome, ok? Just to give you a clue, if it is possible, you love her!
Do I? Really I didn't notice! It's only my life!
Our life pal, I'm here for the long hall too.
Damn!
I heard that!
Oops, did you? (Sarcasm here)
Yeah smart guy I did!
Hmm, well I don't care; I shouldn't even be talking to you! I've got better things to think about!
Like how you feel about Kagome,
Yeah like that!
So you admit to loving her?
No,
Then what's there to think about?
Well, I, um,
That's what I thought! You do love her!
You should have already known that! You're my conscious!
I did but it was my job to get you to admit it!
Oh, so that's what's up?
Yeah Baka, that's 'what's up'.
You're worse than Myouga at giving advice you know that?
Who said any thing about advice? I'm just here to supervise.
Supervise what?
Your stupid mistakes, and to laugh at you when you fail and/or completely screw things up.
You have serious issues you know that right?
Yes I do, but their no better than yours, what with your dead , and I repeat, DEAD girlfriend trying to kill your new one, and better one I might add, and Naraku always on your butt! You have real serious issues!
And you're supposed to help me right?
I can, but as I already explained, I don't very often, you don't listen very well!
I never remember you once helping me!
That is because, my friend, you are beyond help.
You will be to, if you don't give me some advise.
Oh, what are you going to do?
Jump off a cliff, go to hell with Kikyo, take your pick.
Ok,
ok! I'll help, listen, Kagome, you love her right?
We've
already established that.
Ok, well then why don't you tell her?
You really are insane aren't you?
Listen! Hear me out! Kagome loves you, and if you tell her you love her back then she will love you, you love her, we all go home happy!
And Kikyo?
Dump her!
I can't just break that promise I made to her!
Yeah you can, the real Kikyo would have wanted you to be happy, so go with Kagome and be happy!
Are you sure?
Positive!
You better be!
I am I am! So get going! Come on get Kagome!
Inuyasha nodded and ran off to find Kagome. When he found her she was sitting on a hill,
"Hey Kagome?" She turned,
"Yeah Inuyasha?"
"Um, well ya see, its like this, Oh screw it!" He wrapped his arms around her and kissed her. Her eyes widened,
"What?"
Oh, yeah real smooth dog boy!
"I love you ok?"
"You, you do?"
"Uh huh, do you love me?"
"Of course I do!"
Finally! It took you long enough dog boy!
There was no answer from Inuyasha, he was busy...
