Title: What Naruto Thinks
Author: Sohei NICHA
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Rate: T – M (for language)
Genre: Parody/Humor
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Confession: This is actually my reaction whenever I don't get reviews…
Notes: BL ensues, Fanfictions ensue, and so does your mother and hers.
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This Fanfiction was inspired by the first line in the Fanfiction (a.k.a. my reaction to not getting any reviews)— anyone not reviewing after this will get one free ass-whooping with the purchase…
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"Mother-fucking shit in the cock-sucking fuck!" Naruto yelled, knocking over his laptop in his anger. "I put the damn Fanfiction up this morning!"
Sasuke looked over at the other male blandly, "Don't get worked up so easily, Moron. Who are you to write about other people anyways? Besides," he smirked, "Personally, I thought that my mother is way too good for your mom."
The blonde flushed, about to speak and explain his perverted tendencies (and maybe even Sasuke's) until he realized:
"You didn't review!" he yelled, "And you read a Fanfiction involving our mothers!"
The brunet's eyes narrowed, "I was being supportive of a Dumbass who wrote a Fanfiction involving our mothers."
"I don't care!" Naruto shouted, "Fuck your support! I need feedback!" he paused, "…But thank you."
"No problem." Sasuke thought for a moment, "Also, I agree that Kakashi and Iruka would not be a couple; as you have stated: they don't know each other."
"You didn't review!"
Sasuke cleared his throat, "I am also uncomfortable being changed into a woman in that other Fanfiction you wrote."
"… I secretly think you are very attractive."
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And, thus…
Sohei NICHA