((Hello, everyone. This is my first South Park Fanfiction and my first story posted on this site. I hope that you all enjoy it, I have many ideas and special plans for what you are reading here. There are just a few things I must quickly state to get them out of the way and to make sure you know what you are reading:

One: This is a story with a lot of M/M pairings, meaning if you don't like yaoi, slash or homosexual pairings. This is really not what you want to read.

Two: This story has two main characters, Cartman and Kenny. Each chapter will switch between their P.O.V as this story goes. It may also randomly do other character's P. depending on what has happened.

Three: I hope this will be a long story, I intend to make it long simply because I have plenty of ideas to work into it.

Four: This will contain two or three ocs. But, seeing as how it is a changed world I think that is understandable. However, my ocs are far from any Mary Sue you might think of. They are only there to fill certain plot points and whilst they may create relationships I only intend for one to even be a secondary character. The other two are just villains.

Five: Sex, Drugs, Fighting (Lots of fighting), Mystery, Romance and Betrayal are all in this role play. Oh, and a Nazi.

Lastly. I do not own South Park or anything affiliated with it other than a plushie of Cartman. I will get on with making the story now. I hope you all enjoy it.))

A Forsaken World

By: AWriterBelieves

Chapter One

"I Made A Mistake"...

P.O.V: Kenny McCormick, First Person

It wasn't like this was anything new to me, how many times have I died now? Honestly, I stopped thinking about it after that one time when my friends kinda overloaded me in the Planetarium. After that, it just got annoying and I decided it would be better to just try and get used to the fact that I simply had bad luck.

It hurts, sometimes a lot and sometime a little. Really, I have almost gotten used to it. There is always that one moment where you think "Oh shit, I am going to die" then it just happens and when I open my eyes I am back in hell. What? Did you think I would go to heaven? Psh, you should know better by now. I am way too much of a perverted bastard.

Nah, I ruined my chance to ever go up there when I decided to return to life. I think I may have pissed off god, but that could explain why I die so much. Maybe he has it in for me? Nah, I asked Jesus one time if his father disliked me and he told me he doubted it. He could have crossed his fingers after saying it though. Does it really matter? I am fucking immortal and every time I die I simply return to life. Or, at least that is what I always assumed.

Me and Satan are friends and he tends not to torture me really, I mean, sometimes we do it to keep up appearances but most of the time I just lounge around his room and watch television. Yep, not many people can say they have their own rather comfy room in hell. It is pretty nice, granted, he makes me sleep on the couch.

There is also this awesome well thing he showed me a few months ago. You look into it and can see what is happening on earth, it gives me a good look at how my friends are doing. Those people I call my friends at least. Now, before you start thinking I am becoming cynical, that isn't true. They are awesome guys... No, really. They are very great guys when they are being assholes... Okay, I am lying but hey, we can't pick our friends right?

Stan has grown up to be a rather attractive guy over the years. He started playing sports a few years back and since then he had become more muscled and kinda rugged. He ditched his old attire, seeing as how Wendy did not enjoy it and started wearing clothes that gave him a more sexy look. I have to admit that if he was gay I might have tried to hit on him sometime. But, nah, he is always going around with Wendy. The two of them have been inseperable since they got back together last March. They break up every now and then but always end up getting back together. There are certain times when Wendy might mess around with Token or Stan tries to make it seem like him and Bebe have a thing but that is all for show. They are in love. Weird love... Weird fucked up love that makes them kiss and fuck then the next day fight until they are ready to kill each other.

Kyle had a growth spurt a few years back, he is nearly the tallest in the group. He is easily the smartest in our group of friends, I don't think really any of the kids can stand up to him mentally. He also started playing Hockey ironicaly enough, he isn't half bad at it though he isn' the best either. He got rid of his old clothes too, the only similar thing to his attire from the old days is the fact he still likes to wear green hats every now and then. Also, I think he is gay. This might seem strange but I have been sensing stuff from him lately. I think the guys sometimes let their guard down around me because they don't think I am paying attention. He will watch the other guys and I swear once he actually hit on Stan, not that the man noticed. There have also been rumors going around about it. He won't admit it but, hey, I am rarely wrong.

Cartman. How in the hell do I get started with him? He has probably changed the least. He has lost some weight, still easily the biggest in our group though it looks better on him now. He started wearing clothes that made his frame look smaller and in some ways I actually think he can be hot and sexy. Granted, whenever he opens his mouth I instantly hate him and realize that would never happen. Not that I want it to happen of course, just saying. He plays Hockey too, the only thing him and Kyle have in common I think. He is also the tallest in our group now so whenever he hits you, it hurts. It might be the one thing he is good at. Well, that and rallying people together in his crazy vendettas. What all has he done now? Lead a group of Nazi soldiers to exterminate the Jews, united the gingers and had them kidnap everyone and not to mention that time he actually convinced the Ku Klux Klan to come and torch Token's house. He is an all around asshole.

Honestly, Stan and Kyle really only hang out with themselves anymore. They are really inseperable with the only exception that Stan sometimes brings Wendy to hang out with them. But, hey, what could I have expected? They were always the best of friends and they do keep in contact with me. We just don't hang out that much anymore. Which leaves me with Cartman who frustrates the hell out of me.

You would think he could be okay with being my friend, hell, I am one of the only people in school who even partially likes him! But, nope... He hangs out with Butters too. Sometimes he even randomly goes places with Jimmy or Clyde. Hell, am I not good enough? I know I sound jealous and that is because I am. I don't have that one best friend in the world because I am forced to share him with other people. Wait... Am I still talking about Cartman? I have to get my mind off of him.

"Are you thinking about your old life again?" Satan asked curiously, drawing my attention to him as I simply nodded my head in response. Yeah, it was my old life. Don't worry, we will get to what that means soon enough. It is a long story though...

"How long has it been since you looked inside of the well? I haven't seen you in here for a few years" He asked, moving and placing his hands on the outer rim of the portal while I just sighed. I haven't even realized that I entered this room, sometimes I just walk inside of here for no reason. Well... I guess there is one reason.

You see, I haven't been back to earth for three years now. Even if I returned it wouldn't be the same earth that I left behind. Let me elaborate on this subject for you a little, okay? Hey, I used a word Kyle taught me. Elaborate... Heh, anyways...

Life on earth was simply getting too hard. Every day I had to worry about dying but that wasn't the worst past, the stress of everything had begun to get to me. You see, whether you figured it out or not yet I do (or did) technically have a crush on Eric Cartman. He wasn't the only one, though. I found myself also attracted to Butters and a new kid which came to school name Gary. At first, I thought it was just the sexual hormones because they were the people who I couldn't get with. Butters was all over Cartman and yes, I mean in the girly "G-Gee Cartman, your so strong" kinda way. It annoyed the hell out of me. Both guys I liked were in some strange relationship. Did they ever have sex? I don't know, will probably never know now. But, Eric always protected Leopold and Butters was never far from the man. As for Gary, well, he was out of my reach from the beginning. He is one of those rare really attractive nice guys who moves in to town late in the school year. We started off as friends (Only him, Eric, and Butters seemed to worry about me) then when I went to make a move after we had known each other for a few months... He told me he was in a secret relationship with Craig. Fucking Craig, dammit! I hate that bastard. The three people I wanted and they were all essentialy out of my grasp.

Besides that there were other things though... Other reasons I made the decision I did...

Stan had gotten Wendy pregnant which was not good considering how much of a bitch his mother could be. With Ike being the perfect genius student their mother had decided she only need one child. She had given her son just enough time to pack his bags before he was thrown out just a week before Christmas. Wendy got the same treatment from her parents as well. They both had nowhere to go. I wanted to let them stay with me but with my drunk ass parents I knew that was impossible. We barely survived as it was and neither of my friends had barely any money. They had thought about trying to go to Kyle's, him working hard on talking his mother into it. But, the truly shocking thing was when Eric opened his door to them. You didn't expect that, now did you? I didn't believe it for the longest but it is true. He was actually letting the two live with him. He loves to complain how "The Poor population is growing" and "How Poor people shouldn't reproduce" and let's not forget "Poor people are trying to take over the world". But, he actually let them live with him free of charge. That is, if you consider his bitching not a charge.

Kyle was beginning to struggle with being in the closet. He really needed someone to talk to and after Stan had ended up living in Cartman's with Wendy the two had stopped talking much. You see, Kyle and Cartman stopped really being friends a few years ago when Cartman tried to revive another Nazi army. I guess the second time had been too much of a strain on their relationship. So, Kyle in most ways was cut off from his best friend. This caused him to search for other people to hang out with and even though I was open to it he just looked past me and started being friends with the most openly gay kid in our school: Butters. Can you believe it? This didn't sit well with Cartman either. He had some sort of controling and jealous nature over the blond and it started getting him and Kyle into a bunch of fights.

I died breaking up one of their fights, got pushed right off the roof of the school. I don't even remember how the hell we got up there, honestly, but yeah, my friends were the reason I died. You know, they didn't cry much either. There was the normal "Oh shit, we killed Kenny... We are bastards" saying that Kyle always said. But, they didn't seem very sad. Eric even commented on how I shouldn't have gotten in the way. What they didn't know is that I wouldn't be coming back this time.

You see, my family was getting on really hard times. I mean, worse than what we usually suffered from. My friends already made sure I ate breakfast, lunch and dinner not to mention they made sure my clothes got washed and everything. I felt like an overall burden so when I overheard Satan offering his son a deal to protect his new boyfriend... I just had to listen in.

You see, Damien and Pip had actually kinda gotten together. Actually, scratch that, Damien had kinda forced himself on the british kid and the boy had gone with it. I am not sure if Pip is even gay for that matter but it doesn't really... Well, matter? Now does it? Back to what I walked in on...

Pip had been attacked by some strange religious people when he had been on earth, they had nearly killed them before Damien saved the boy. Do you realize what happens when the son of Satan catches you hurting the guy he cares for? Bad shit, those guys were globs of blood and bone when they were found. However, this meant the Pip would never be safe on earth. That was when Damien brought him down to hell.

They had gone to his father to see what the man could do and it had been decided that there was only one thing they could do. Pip could stay in hell and live with Damien half of the time but only if Satan erased his existence from earth. Basically, this meant he would have never been alive. The british boy hadn't given it much thought either, maybe that meant he liked Damien back to a certain extent? He decided to accept Satan's offer.

I did too...

I did it because I felt ignored and I was tired of dying, do you know my parents had even stopped looking for me? I thought it was the right thing. From what Satan said, mostly everyone would be better off.

Kyle and Stan grew to be the best of friends, kicking Cartman out of the group early on and bringing in Tweek and Craig (Who were in a relationship) to be the other members of their gang. Instead of Stan getting Wendy pregnant, Kyle had preached to the man about always wearing condoms and thus the baby never came into the picture which took a lot of stress out of their lives. It also meant that Stan and Wendy had more time to get their lives together before taking such a big step.

Butters finally stood up to Cartman one day and did something to him. I don't really know what, he just turned into Professor Chaos (Which, for some reason he still created the persona, probably to combat his grandmother or something) and handled the boy. I can't really feel bad for Eric... Though, I guess I do. He may have been an asshole but there is something in my heart that hates what happened to him. Butters had just been forced to take too much though, so I don't blame him. Their friendship ended though, Leopold asking for fogiveness and Eric never returning to him. Cartman's mother decided to move away from South Park shortly after that. It meant that Cartman couldn't torture our friends anymore... It gave all the people at South Park a better life. Or so I would have thought.

Eric changed when he moved to New York with his mother. People just didn't put up with his attitude. When he hurt them, they hurt back and not long after moving there his mother died... It could have been his fault, I don't know though. This caused him to be moved from New York to live with one of his aunts. I actually cried for him over that. He looked so... Destroyed with nowhere to turn to. He had no friends, family that didn't want... Shit, I should have been there. But, didn't I decide I shouldn't be around him?

Kyle ended up making a move on Stan, something about how his sexual frustration had built up. Even though Stan rejected him it didn't stop Wendy from walking in while the two were in bed with Kyle on top of him, having knocked the man onto it and climbed on him before intiating the kiss. This ruined Wendy and Stan's relationship as well as his friendship with Kyle. Not to mention, Kyle's relationship with Jimmy.

"I made a mistake" I said finally, just realizing that I was standing in the room and not saying anything with Satan staring at me. I tended to drift off like that. But, it was true. I missed my friends and I hated what had happened. I should have stuck by them, I should have tried harder.

"I thought you would say that eventually but you know you can't return" Satan explained to me, I hadn't forgotten that fact though. You see, my friends could only remember me if I came back to earth. It wouldn't be like I had lived there but their memories would return. The same with my family and anyone who might have known me. It was a big no-no that could get me into a lot of trouble.

"I don't know what to do, I can't even look into the well, I want to see them but I might return if I do" I tell him the truth, it is better that way. We are friends (He is the only one who knows me after all besides Pip who I kinda get along with and Damien who ignores me) and I really don't want to make him angry by getting caught lying.

"There are things to come on earth which will be very troubling for your friends, it would be better if you didn't not see them until afterwards" He tells me, though, that only makes things worse. What is going to happen to them? Sure, dramatic shit has already happened but what does this mean?

"Will they be okay?" I ask, I can't stop myself. We both know where this conversation is going. You see... I love my friends. I love my family. Fuck, I even love those guys I never had a chance with. I thought I could live down here on my own but I can't! I want them dammit! I made a mistake!

"That is a hard question to answer little one, I suspect they might but.." He trailed off which was never a good sign. It meant he was trying to hide something without lying to me. I didn't like it. This meant... Whatever was going to happen would be really bad.

"But what? Who gets hurt?" I keep the conversation going, stepping closer to the well and risking a small glance in but I don't touch it. You have to be touching it to make the damn thing work.

"Bad people will come to South Park... Some of your friends will die" He tells me, the both of knowing who he is talking about. The people important to me will die! Stan, Kyle, Butters, Wendy, Jimmy, Timmy... All of them!

"My family?... Cartman?.." I ask, knowing that would be what broke me. If their fates were bad then I would have to return. I had to protect them, I was Mysterion after all.

You see, without me around my family had a little more money. Things didn't get as stressful and my mom ended up getting a job. My dad died in a car crash though after getting her pregnant one last time. It was around the time he would have been raped by those men in NAMBLA because of me so maybe that was a better fate? He hadn't ended up in hell though, which was something I was thankful for. It also meant my mother had made my family lower middle class and I had a sibling I have never met.

"Your brothers will survive..." He stated, leaving the rest of it open for me to understand. Mom... Karen... Dammit, I should be there with you right now. I would protect you!

"Eric... Butters... Gary...?" I asked simply, inquiring about the three boys I liked. Of course they would be okay! None of them lived in South Park anymore, they had to be.

Butters had become a rather famous dancer, he wasn't anything too big yet but still the man was somewhat of a celebrity. He had moved away from South Park and gone to New York... I almost thought he had done it to find Cartman. But, that couldn't be true. Even if he did, Eric had left NY long before Leopold went there.

Eric still lived with his aunt in Wisconsin, having never tried to contact the others. They never tried to find him either. Well... There was once. Kyle tried to get in contact with him after his mother had died but had been unable to find him. What would have happened if he did? I guess I will never know.

Gary moved away from South Park with his family seeing as how he never really felt in place there. I was the one who was his first friend, then I brought him around the others. I was the reason he fell in love with who he did... I introduced them.

"This will spread farther than you think little one... Many will die" We both knew what that meant the minute he said it. All three of those guys would die. Shit...

I paused before placing my hands on the well, I had to see what was coming. I had to know I truly wanted to return, that it was as bad as Satan said. Hell, I knew I was going back. I just... I wanted to hold out a little longer and pretend like I didn't want to.

"Little one, if you return it won't be easy... You really shouldn't do it, this is a complicated thing" Satan told him, looking over the boy's shoulder as they watched the images flash onto the screen.

It had already been decided though, Kenny was going back to earth. They both knew it and Satan would be unable to stop him. This meant he was going to war, that he was going to protect those that he cared for. It was out of Satan's range of control, if he made the boy stay god would probably get involved and then all hell would break loose... No pun intended.

Would Kenny be ready though for what was coming? The well would give him an advantage.

Chapter End.

((I hope you like it, I know it isn't much just yet but I hope to update it again soon. Please tell me if you like it or not. I hope this was enough for you guys. ^.^ Anyways, it is late and I should turn in, gotta get some sleep before tomorrow. I would love any reviews I could get.))