It was a crisp autumn night, and a shadowy figure strolled down the stone path through Boo was following a map to the mansion he had won in a contest he didn't enter. This shadowy figure was none other than Luigi Mario, in his green hat and overalls! "WHAT IS THAT?! IT'S STARTING TO CREEP ME OUT!" Luigi screamed in terror. Oh yeah, I should probably introduce myself. I, Luigi, am the narrator of this story; if you have a problem with me, well then, DEAL WITH IT! Anyways, back to the story. Luigi walked slowly towards the mansion marked with a giant red X on the map he was following. "Can you get on with the story I wanna see my mansion!" Luigi whined. Luigi, stop breaking the fourth wall It's very dangerous, because you never know what will I guess you're right this is the first chapter and it's taking an incredibly long time. Luigi walked out of the woods and saw, looming in front of him, a giant, evil looking mansion. He thought it was ok, but out of nowhere lightning struck , scaring Luigi out of his socks. "Thanks for the haunted mansion, stupid narrator" Luigi complained, shaking in his , if you don't like it take it up with Nintendo. As Luigi approached the mansion, the crows behind him started talking to each other, "Hey, other crow guy wasn't this just a creepy hill yesterday " "Maybe other crow guy, but heck if I know, "the other crow responded. Luigi opened the door and looked inside only to see..." To see what, what am I seeing" Our hero inquired. I'll tell you in the next chapter , Luigi.