A/N Hey guys! Its Pasta! (this is my nickname) How is everybody! So this story is mainly just crack that came to me while walking in the hallways of my school! Remember. I love constructive criticism! And be as mean as you want! That is how I like it!
Germany's Rant: Those Yaoi things with me and Italy:
Me. And. Italy. Are. Not. Lovers. I'm going to just put that out there. It's so gross to read the storys where we confess our love for each other than go have crazy gay sex with each other! Vhat ze frick! I don't even love him that way! Sure he is my best friend and ally but not my "lover"!
The storys are just gross! And why am I the one raping him! I read a story where I raped him on some deserted island! If i were to even touch his you know what, he would freak out and run away! Then I would have to go chase him down! And im not a rapist anyway! You fangirls are fricking crazy!
Then there are those storys where Italy take control and goes a bit crazy on me! WTF! He can't even walk across a dark hallway with out freaking out! Where would he get the guts to have sex with me! He couldn't take control of a fish! He has the attention span of the fish he can't control! Figure it out people!
You all should be ashamed of yourself! What would you do if Italy found these stories! He would probably freak out and run to me! Then I would have to give him THE TALK! He's like a three-year old! He would probably die having to hear that! Then he would want to know why everyone's writing gay love storys when THE TALK told him about MOTHERS AND FATHERS not FATHERS AND FATHERS! Even worse, he might go to FRANCE! Think about what you have done! I wont even let Italy use the computers now that I know what is out there!
Think about the consequences of those freaky kinky stories you love to write! THINK ABOUT IT!
A/N: Well that was fun! Thanks to Germany for sharing these helpful words! If I offended you, please don't be, this is a crack story. It is not ment to be taken seriously. Anyhoo! Review and Fave and whatnot! Love you all
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