Story Title: Teaser for "Road Trip"

Rating: T (for language)

Disclaimer: I don't own any of the characters or songs that will be used in this ridiculous fic.

Summary: Chuck needs his beauty rest.

A/N: This is just a quick teaser for the next fic I'm planning to write. Its basically the B storyline for 'Prison Ties'. It involves pretty much all the other male characters from Vampire Diaries, Supernatural, and Gossip Girl, and their adventures while they're trying to locate Dean, Mason, Damon and Nate. I don't think there's going to be any slash in it but it'll be bromancetastic. Its pretty much just going to be a Giant Crack fic filled with awesomeness!

TEASER

Chuck was just finishing curling up and tying down his hair for the night. He was in the master suite of the hotel room he'd rented for him and his road trip companions that day. He took a sip of scotch and laid down on the bed ready for a good nights sleep, it'd been a long day. He could hear his band of misfit ragamuffin minions bickering in the other room. He narrowed his eyes.

"Fucking stop it, Tyler!" Stefan hissed angrily. Tyler kept whipping him in the back of the head with a wet towel as he attempted to watch the latest episode of "Secret Life", on the hotel tv. It didn't hurt too bad but it was getting aggravating.

"No way, dude! You're just too fun to fuck with!" Tyler laughed as he continued.

"Come on, Tyler just let him watch his faggoty TV show, in peace!" Matt whined. Stefan growled at the comment. Jeremy chuckled.

"Nope! Not until he gives up the remote…"

"Grow up you guys! You're acting ridiculous!" Alaric snapped.

"Please, you must quiet down!" Castiel whispered urgently. "You will anger Big Daddy! We've been given specific instructions not to disturb his sleep! He will dock all of our allowances!"

"Yeah, you need to quit calling him that, Cas." Dan said. "Its just creepy."

"But he said-" Castiel began.

"Well I agree with Alaric." Sam interrupted as he emerged from the bathroom. "You need to stop, Tyler…" he continued. "You're not even doing it right. You've got to roll the towel up first. Like this, look!" He grabbed the towel out of Tyler's hands and demonstrated properly, with a well aimed hit to the back of Stefan's neck. The crack sounded through the air.

"Oh, shit!" laughed Dan.

Stefan jumped up. "OWW! You stupid son of a bitch! That really hurt!" he ripped the towel out of Sam's grasp and started beating him mercilessly with it chasing him about the room. Sam started screaming and jumping over furniture to get away from the enraged vampire.

"Fight! Fight! Fight!" Tyler and Jeremy chanted.

"You guys, come on…" Matt tried to reason as they knocked over a lamp.

Alaric had his head in his hands. He couldn't even believe he was here…

Back in his room Chuck had had enough. He sat up in bed and screamed. "That's it! Turn off the fucking TV! And If I have to come out there, EVERYONE'S getting a spanking!"

In the other room everyone froze for a second.

"You've done it now…" Castiel said darkly.

Dan and Sam fell to the floor bursting with laughter.

"Psh! Man, whatever! Fuck that dude! He ain't my momma…" said Tyler picking up the remote and changing the channel.

Hope that wasn't too confusing! This fic takes place about half way through 'Prison Ties'. So I have to write a few more chapters for that one before I can begin it. But I was too excited to completely wait so I made this teaser. Are you as pumped as I am? If not that's okay, I'm excited enough for all of us. (But I still hope you enjoyed reading the teaser...) XOXO p.s. Why the fuck doesn't this site have a crossover section for the Gossip Girl TV show? And why are you only allowed to crossover two Cannons? grrrr!