The News of the Day

by Cantora

Just a short Dr. Suess-like poem (in the form of "Green Eggs and Ham") slighting poking fun at the lovable but oh-so-annoying Mrs. Jennings from "Sense and Sensibility". Just a little writing class assignment I decided to post.... R&R

The News of the Day

I am Mrs. J.
Mrs. J, I say.

That Mrs. J!
That Mrs. J!
I do not like Mrs. J.,
I say!

Do you want the latest news?
The latest tidbit on which to chew?

I do not want the news of the day.
I do not like it,
Mrs. J, I say.

Would you like it
Here or there?

I would not like it
Here or there.
I would not like it
Anywere.
I do not like the news of the day.
I do not like it,
Mrs. J.