Once upon a time a Fat fuck named mario was on a green hill He had his simple toga and stone hammer when a blue guy ran up on him This blue guy told him to leave Mario responded with a loud shriek and smashed him with a hammer The blue guy lost his rings and flashed In his frustration he removed his gloves And picked mario up Mario was freaking out yelling "yahoo! yahee! Blooha"
He exhausted his breath and passed out Mario awoke is what looked like a secret area but felt like he was still in the green hill zone He looked around And saw his Brother, sporting a toga similar to his but he was bound Mario tried to stand but was strapped into a chair A blue ball rolled up to him And unraveled into the blue man Mario yelled "Issa me a mariooo!" The blue man said "You put my people out of business, now you will watch every moment of their lives" He pulled down a projector screen and opened a cabinet full of tapes and tapes and tapes The blue man opened a door to reveal a princess in peach coloured clothing He said or she gets it On a steadier glance mario realised that a blue power armored man sat below her with a cannon in his hand He loaded it and the tip of a dildo appeared They had cannons and armour ANYWAYS A projection appeared on the screen And periscope images appeared on screen Then hours of pong followed by weeks of subroc3D But eventually it came Mario heard a loud SEEEEEEEEEGAAAAAAA He closed his eyes But A young boy came and clamped them open just in time for him to see the gray rendition of the blue man run Hours upon hours of running and jumping And curling up bored and sickened him But colour soon came to the screen And it was truly the blue man Then a young boy named alex Then the blue man again (The young boy is Alex Kidd)
Mario screamed in pain And said "I cant take just fill her toadstool and release me!"
The cannon shot In a loud boom and then shriek it was over The dildo had gone through her anus into her intestines in her stomach and was loged in her throat She was dead in seconds and all the blood rush out of her ass Mario's brother saw this Mario knew he would go to jail for his crime Mario leaned forwards and thrashed the clamps ripping his eyelids He thrashed harder Until it they ripped under the pressure Now only being held to the chair from the skin peeled back by his eyelids He ripped his skin all the way down to his legs He stumbled for the door He was woozy from blood loss and fell But saw a white light A boy with blond hair and an old man from japan riding a horse emerged from the light The man got off the horse and took mario's hand And they boarded the horse The old man kissed mario's forehead and mario grew and was healed He gave him a bag of shrooms and said let loose man as the horse turned around And they rode into the light which is now known as Nintendo HQ The End
He exhausted his breath and passed out Mario awoke is what looked like a secret area but felt like he was still in the green hill zone He looked around And saw his Brother, sporting a toga similar to his but he was bound Mario tried to stand but was strapped into a chair A blue ball rolled up to him And unraveled into the blue man Mario yelled "Issa me a mariooo!" The blue man said "You put my people out of business, now you will watch every moment of their lives" He pulled down a projector screen and opened a cabinet full of tapes and tapes and tapes The blue man opened a door to reveal a princess in peach coloured clothing He said or she gets it On a steadier glance mario realised that a blue power armored man sat below her with a cannon in his hand He loaded it and the tip of a dildo appeared They had cannons and armour ANYWAYS A projection appeared on the screen And periscope images appeared on screen Then hours of pong followed by weeks of subroc3D But eventually it came Mario heard a loud SEEEEEEEEEGAAAAAAA He closed his eyes But A young boy came and clamped them open just in time for him to see the gray rendition of the blue man run Hours upon hours of running and jumping And curling up bored and sickened him But colour soon came to the screen And it was truly the blue man Then a young boy named alex Then the blue man again (The young boy is Alex Kidd)
Mario screamed in pain And said "I cant take just fill her toadstool and release me!"
The cannon shot In a loud boom and then shriek it was over The dildo had gone through her anus into her intestines in her stomach and was loged in her throat She was dead in seconds and all the blood rush out of her ass Mario's brother saw this Mario knew he would go to jail for his crime Mario leaned forwards and thrashed the clamps ripping his eyelids He thrashed harder Until it they ripped under the pressure Now only being held to the chair from the skin peeled back by his eyelids He ripped his skin all the way down to his legs He stumbled for the door He was woozy from blood loss and fell But saw a white light A boy with blond hair and an old man from japan riding a horse emerged from the light The man got off the horse and took mario's hand And they boarded the horse The old man kissed mario's forehead and mario grew and was healed He gave him a bag of shrooms and said let loose man as the horse turned around And they rode into the light which is now known as Nintendo HQ The End