A/N: This is my first OkiKagu fic. I really love the pairing. Please let me know what you think about it. If you find grammar errors you could inform me. Suggestions and constructive criticism are always welcome. ^_^
Disclaimer: I don't own Gintama.
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Kagura was the heroine, the strongest and cutest girl in the entire Kabuki district. Her prowess was hundred times more than a regular bystander. A punch received from her would instantly sent a healthy man to the hospital. But the proud self-proclaimed Queen has one problem.
She was penniless. The lazy perm head of a boss hadn't paid her for more than a month or maybe a year or decades. Yeah, the Gintama characters don't age. They followed Sazae-san format after all.
She went to the market as per usual to buy her favorite sukonbu. The manager had told her constant costumer that Edo had recently produced a once in a life time new flavor of her favorite snack but here goes the problem, it was very expensive. The upgraded version of it looked very delicious and being a glutton Kagura as she was, she couldn't help but to ogle at the black substance in a form of a sukonbu.
She immediately went to the perm head asking for money or more like beating him off to death demanding for money. But as always, the lazy samurai had empty pocket. And being a bad influence he was, he told her just to rob the store if she really wanted to buy that crap. But Kagura was a good daughter, she would never defy her Mami's teaching that stealing something not yours was a very bad thing.
Hoping that her Anego would help her to earn money she wanted, she had visited her in the cabaret club. Kagura asked her if she could also apply as one of them but Otae told her that she was still young for her to handle the job. Being a waitress in a club full of repulsive ugly men was beyond difficult for an (innocent) fourteen years old like her.
Sensing her disappointment, the she-gorilla thought about something about what had the crazy stalker had been blabbing about the Shinsengumi headquarters being filthy recently. Apparently they were currently looking for someone to hire to clean their compound.
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The demon vice commander of the police force was distressed. Just few weeks ago, some kind of disease attacked his men. Most of them were on a bed rest. But instead of worrying that Edo without police presence around would be dangerous, Hijikata Toushiro being a clean freak was troubled that their headquarters was dirty all over. Usually, the police men were assigned to clean every time but now, no one can do the work. They had hired several cleaners to do the job but they immediately quitted urgently because of the stupid sadistic captain was torturing every poor attendant they employ.
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His Otae-san sweetly pleaded to him to take care of Kagura or more like she threatened him that she would castrate him if he didn't hire Kagura and paid the fourteen year old girl all money in his bank account has after her, completing the cleaning job.
So Kondo Isao, the gorilla commander of Shinsengumi brought the China girl to the compound. The girl being confident as always blatantly declared that cleaning that filthy tax robbers' den was just a piece of cake to her.
The vice commander was taken a back from seeing her first but he didn't have any choice either. And China girl was tough and she's the only one also who could handle that sadistic brat's torture. Might as well agree to hire her.
Yamazaki Sagaru, the pushover officer guided her all around the compound. He was randomly saying about nonsense cleaning crap that Kagura didn't even bother to listen. She just grabbed the mop and started cleaning or in actuality…she began her conquest.
It was a total chaos. She had destroyed the compound within a few minutes with her monstrous strength.
She had accidentally broken the Shinsengumi's most treasured heirloom. Maybe not really an heirloom, it was a 3D figure of her Anego wearing a two piece bikini, not to mention also that her chest wasn't flat looking. Kondo was weeping ocean how his most valuable Otae-san had broken. Kagura was a bit guilty that she had broken her Anego's figurine but maybe it was for the better. She had kicked the commander gorilla multiple times for having a lewd miniature model of her Anego Otae.
Pervert gorilla.
There were holes on the floor everywhere.
Sadaharu was shitting from all around the corner.
The poor no-name officers who were under bed rest weren't spared. Kagura crashed a large chunk of arctic ice that god knows where she had gotten from on the private mending room of the pitiful victims. Saying that it was for the fast recovery of the sick officers as the soon to be dead policemen's body were smashed against the gigantic ice.
"Be thankful, I'm helping you bastards to recover though it isn't part of my job. Consider it as a bonus of my service-aru!" she declared proudly.
Yamazaki Sagaru, the Shinsengumi's Shinpachi number two version had collapsed.
Shimaru Saito was writing something about how the catastrophe had befall in the Shinsengumi quarters in his placards.
Mayora was gaping in disbelief. His trademark nicotine stick had fallen from his lips.
The gorilla was still weeping at his Otae-san's broken figurine.
Kagura was looking oh-so innocent during her supposed cleaning job.
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The sadist was sleeping peacefully in his room during his working hours. His trademark creepy eye mask was covering his eyes. He was dreaming about slashing the 1995th Hijikata bastard corpse. But even the brown-haired captain couldn't enjoy his slumber when there was an uproar nearby.
Usually it was the maternal reprimanding of Hijikata that woke him up. But this time it seems that it wasn't the case. "What in the hell is happening?" he groggily raised himself as he removed his eye mask. "Why is it so noisy?" he asked from nothing in particular.
He walked through the corridors lazily. He noticed that everything was wrecked. Did some of the joui rebels attacked. No that's impossible, no one would be crazy enough to the attack the fearless police headquarters head on. It would be a suicide.
Maybe a monster alien had appeared like the case of Kondo-san's tama-kin virus incident. He had subconsciously clutched his sword. Might as well prepare himself for something worse.
Out of the corner his bloody eyes he had caught a sight of a familiar white giant dog. He was certain that it was China's pet.
He went to its side. "Oi, what are you doing here?" He asked the cute white dog in a deadpanned tone or maybe there was a bit of curiosity, excitement and especially, anticipation inside him. Maybe China was somewhere around.
The dog replied with a woof.
Nah, the dog was perhaps lost and had just wandered around here. He extended his right hand to pet Sadaharu's fluffy ears and the latter purred at his touch. It seemed to have a liking at the first division captain.
"Are you.." he didn't finished what he was about to say when a loud crash invaded his vision. The wall across was broken.
There was a large glacier. Some police officer was smashed in it. Yamazaki had collapsed. Kondo and Hijikata turned to him. There was a sweat-drop at their foreheads. Saito's placard was raised. It says something like what the commander and his vice had both said to him.
"Sougo, meet our new temporary cleaner"
His eyes widened. "China…"
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-To be continued
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A/N: *Sazae-san format means Anime characters that don't age. I think Shinpachi had mentioned about that before around the middle of hundred fifty episodes of Gintama.
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