I'm getting really tired of seeing Iori butting in on various pairings and/or his character being screwed up. The worst offeneder is the author of this story where Iori was paired with Blue Mary, not to metion all those damn Iori/Kyo people. Sad thing is, these are almost always instant hits! Many of you are forgetting that Iori does not know how to love! Therefore, I wrote a song to the tune of "Tell Her No" by the Zombies, entitled "Resist Iori's Charms". Originally, this was just the song, but now it's part of a real story.
Background: Rumors have been rampant about Mary, Kyo, Leona, Shermie, Mai, and even Athena being somehow romantically involved with Iori. There is little to these rumors, but nevertheless, Terry, Yuki, Ralf, Kensou, Yashiro, and Andy are concerned that Iori might be trying to steal them. Worse, derogatory things have been said left and right about how "bad" Terry, Yuki, Ralf, Kensou, Yashiro, and Andy are for their respective loves. On evening, the six get together at a bar to discuss the matter over a few drinks.
"I don't undertsand," said Terry. "Why would Mary go for that guy? He's a crook; she's a cop!"
"First he steals my stage, now's he's trying to steal my girl!" said Yashiro. "Can't I do nothing without Redhead butting in!"
"Bad enough there are rumors about Kyo and Athena," said Yuki. "Besides, I thought Iori hated Kyo!"
"Think you've got problems, try being me!" replied Kensou.
"Or me," said Ralf.
"Or me," said Andy. "I really do love Mai, I wish she was a little less 'agressive' if you know what I mean."
"Guys, we gotta do something!" said Terry. "Sittin' here mopin' ain't doin' a bit of good."
"But what can we do?" asked Yuki.
Just then a newly-posted sign caught Terry's eye. "Karaoke Tomorrow Night," it announced.
"I've got an idea..." he said to the others.