Quick I Got a good story in my head ~!

K+ MAy be mild launguage eventually.

I must stress haven't the slightest Idea what movie this was during.


"Mmmeh-mmm, wai- whuuu ?"

" Ello Love , You've taken quite a blow, eh ? "

Why am I on the ground, huh ?

" Hell-O , *snap-snap-snap* You Ok ?"

" Hmm ?"

" You. All. Right ?"

" Uh- Huh."

" Good, Get up now Lass ,"

Ok

He grabbed my arm and pulled me up. Why am I in hay ? I'm all dizzy…

*Thump* right in the small of my back " What happened Ta you ?"

" I dun- I dunno " I stumbled.

" That's never good ,a bit to much rum , Hmm ?"

Whoa , why am I so tall ?

" No, I don't drink Rum, I'm 12 " I said dumbfounded

" You aren't any 12, you're a good 14 if you ask me "

"I-I am ? No, I can't. W- who are you ?" I stuttered. None of this was making sense, I feel like I just passed out.

" I am Captain Jack Sparrow ! And you are… little miss ?"

"M-Kay Mr. Captain, Umm, Sir. I'm Lyra, you can call me little miss if you want to though."

" Ha-Ha !" He bellered. " Enough sir stuff Miss, No, you, have the privilege to call me Jack" He bowed.

" Now what are you doing in the Caribbean ? You look a bit too… White " He said.

I looked at my hand, I was a sheet of paper compared to his orangey-brown tan.

" I have no clue" I admitted.

" You don't know much" He remarked.

" No, I suppose I don't" I said, still in a state of utter confusion.

" Well , I hope you figure yourself out" he commented, and patted me promptly on the head.

" But Right now… I have to run" he added , then made a B-line for a dock.

"Wait- No !" I shouted stretching my arm out at my only acquaintance in the Caribbean.

I sprinted right behind him, determined to catch him. "Jack ! " I shouted after him.

" Halt ! Stop !" A British accent called behind me. " Hurry-up ! His accomplice is escaping!"

I'm not Jack's accomplice, she thought. They'll figure it out. I kept running after him until he jumped off the end of the dock. My heart skipped a beat, I didn't really know Jack but I still didn't want him jumping off docks ! No splash ?I thought, after realizing I didn't hear water crashing.

I slid to a stop , inches away from the end of the dock, he was in a boat ! I Jumped in too.

" Aye, Lyra wasn't it ?, Determined to stick about ?" , he asked heartily.

" Well yeah, Those British guys think I'm with you !… I don't even know you , I don't think !" Lyra shrieked

" I don't think I know you either, I may not even think at all for that matter, But I do think as long as you're here you should make your self useful so-" he said, then threw one of his paddles into my lap, "- Paddle ."

Totally obligatory to helping Jack, I set to work manning, or womaning I should say, my side of the boat. " Do you think they're going to get us ?" she asked.

" HA-HA !" he laughed " Get ?, Captain Jack Sparrow ?" get laughed ludicrously " Those words, never go together Mate !"

"Heheh, that's good, they didn't strike me as that great a people" I said awkwardly.

" Then , You love, would make a great pirate !" He declared.

" And why's that ? "

" Because, They're the East India trading company ! They aren't to be trusted to 'my sort' if you know what I mean ," " So you're a pirate ?"

" Indeed, you have a problem with that ?"

" No, I guess not, Pirates aren't always bad , right ?"

" We're really bad eggs !" he laughed .

" Can I, like, go back to your ship with you, please ? I dunno how I got here or where I am, to say the least" I asked hopefully.

" I don't know, a scrawny girl on the ship isn't exactly what I'd have in mind" he drew out, like he was seriously thinking it over. "… Oh yes, and By the way, You're in the middle of the Caribbean Sea at the time, so now you know."

"Thanks" I nodded , " I'll make it worth yer' while if you let me stay on your ship, I can work , I can do as much as you want me too" I added, really wanting to go with Jack I felt that being with him was like being under shelter, I didn't know anything else here.

" Pirates are superstitious blokes you see, a woman on board would arouse the crew, putting you in danger of, oh , being drowned, killed, that sort of thing" he said.

" Well.. What else are you supposed to do with me ? I have nowhere to go anyway" she pressed.

" Fine , fine, you can stay, but you've been warned " Jack cautioned once more.

So we went on like that for few hours in almost absolute silence, rowing, curiously, farther toward the middle of the sea. The only thing that kept the silence from being maddening was that Jack was humming to himself virtually the whole time.

" Yo-ho-yo-ho a pirates life for me… " I heard more clearly once.

" Just curious, but where are we going exactly ?"

"We are going… in a general -" he opened his compass " That way direction" he said, pointing out toward more nothingness.

" Are we looking for your ship ?"

" We probably are "

" Whadya' mean 'probably' ? "

" That we are most likely going to my ship"


I'm open for Ideas ! I'll continue this if I get good feedback ! I'm sorta playing this by ear fro the most part.

Jack: Jack S. ? I am Captian Jack Sparrow ! Captian, CAPTIAN Jack Sparrow.

Lyra: Who are you talking to ?

Jack: All in good time dear (Creepy Smile.)

Lyra: I want off this boat now.

Me: Never! Muahahahaha ~!