whatevericanthink: This is my very first fanfic so please don't be mean. I would expect reviews after the first chapter because this is just a prologue. I hope you will like it.
Summary: In this fic, a survivial contest will be hels. 36 particular contestants will be stranded in an island. What happens if these contestants are the characters from Naruto? What will happen if Konoha nins, three Suna nins and missing-nins are packed together in this contest? Uh-oh. Well, enjoy.
Disclaimer: I don not own Naruto. Just the damn island.
Prologue:
To the Island
In a mansion deep within the forests:
Man 1: What do we do now? The island is ready.
Man 2: Perhaps we should send the invitation now.
Man 3: I have listed the names of people we will invite. Surely they would not decline the prize of 10 billion yen in this survivial contest.
Man 2: Son do we send the invitations?
Man 1: I say we shall.
Man 3: I shall order my men to deliver the invitations and all we have to do is wait.
Man 2: So I conclude thi meeting adjourned.
(A/N: Let's just assume that the invitations have been sent asking the invited to go to a certain pier outside Konoha border if they accept. Lat us also assume that all 36 accepted the offer. Okay? I don't want to make this longer you see so while reading this, the invitations have been accepted and they are now waiting at the pier for the ship that will take them to the island. XD)
Contestants:
(name-age-from-rank)
1. Uzumaki Naruto-13-Konoha-Genin
2. Haruno Sakura-13-Konoha-Genin
3. Uchiha Sasuke-14-Konoha-Genin
4. Hatake Kakashi-27-Konoha-Jounin
5. Inuzuka Kiba-13-Konoha-Genin
6. Hyuuga Hinata-13-Konoha-Genin
7.Aburame Shino-14-Konoha-Genin
8. Yuhi Kurenai-27-Konoha-Jounin
9. Akamichi Chouji-13-Konoha-Genin
10. Yamanaka Ino-13-Konoha-Genin
11. Nara Shikamaru-13-Konoha-Chunin
12. Sarutobi Asuma-27-Konoha-Jounin
13. Rock Lee-14-Konoha-Genin
14. Tenten-14-Konoha-Genin
15. Hyuuga Neji-14-Konoha-Genin
16. Maito Gai-27-Konoha-Jounin
17. Shiranui Genma-27-Konoha-Jounin
18. Mitarashi Anko-27-Konoha-Jounin
19. Shizune-19-Konoha-Jounin
20. Tsunade-50-Konoha-Hokage/Sannin
21. Jiraiya-50-Konoha-Sannin
22. Orochimaru-50-Konoha/Oto-Sannin
23. Yakushi Kabuto-19-Oto-n/a
24. Kaguya Kimimaro-18-Oto-n/a
25. Sakon-14-Oto-n/a
26. Ukon-14-Oto-n/a
27. Kidomaru-14-Oto-n/a
28. Jirobo-14-Oto-n/a
29. Tayuya-14-Oto-n/a
30. Sabaku no Gaara-13-Suna-Kazekage
31. Sabaku no Kankuro-14-Suna-Jounin
32. Sabaku no Temari-15-Suna-Jounin
33. Uchiha Itachi-19-Konoha-nukennin
34. Hoshigake Kisame-31-Kirigakure-nukennin
35. Deidara-27-Iwagakure-nukennin
36. Akasuna no Sasori-27-Suna-nukennin
In the docks...
All of the Konoha ninja contestants are already there (except Jiraiya and Itachi) waiting for the rest.
Tenten: I still can't believe all of us are invited to this freakin' contest-thingy.
Chouji: I couldn't agree more. (takes in a mouthful of potato chips)
Sakura: But why would all of us be invited?
Anko: Maybe this is just a prank.
Sasuke: Is this a prank of yours, dobe?
Naruto(yelling): Of course not! Why would I prank all of you huh?
Kakashi: He was just asking. (still reading the 12th volume of Icha Icha Paradise)
Genma: How did I get in this mess? (slaps his forehead)
Hinata(shyly): It can't be that much of a trouble, Genma-san. (A/N: in this fic, Hinata doesn't stutter)
Shikamaru: How troublesome.
Ino: You can say that again.
Neji: Where are the other contestants anyway?
Shizune: Probably on their way. (holding Tonton in her arms)
Tsunade(looking at a huge approaching figure): Is that a giant frog?
Asuma(lookin at the same figure): Oh no! That must mean...! (the figure hopped and landed in front of them. It was a giant frog with a man on top. The frog became a poof of smoke and the man landed on the cemented ground)
Tsunade(yelling): Jiraiya? You're in this too?
Jiraiya: Tsunade?
Naruto(yelling): Hey you, perverted Sannin!
Kurenai: Don't call him that, Naruto.
Shino(sarcastically): Oh boy.
Kiba: This will be a blast, right, Akamaru?
Akamaru(on Kiba's head): Arf! Grrrrr! Arf! (you bet it will)
Harsh voice: Well, well, look who's here?
Jiraiya and Tsunade: Orochimaru?
Orochimaru(laughing): I did not expect all of you to be invited. My minions are contestants as well, you see.
Sasuke(yelling): Remove you cursed seal on me at once!
Orochimaru: No way.
Lee: What a weird guy. Being covered with flour and purple make-up on his ayas.
Orochimaru(yelling): This white thing you see is my color, pathetic boy!
Gai: What did you call Lee! The power of youth shall destroy you, evil Sannin!
Familiar voice: Oh man!
Sakura: Temari! (everyone turns to see three people)
Gaara: Damn it...
Kankuro: Hmmm... ninjas of Oto and Konoha. Stupid contest.
Temari: Uh-huh.
Neji: Just great...
Shino: ...
Cold voice: Are we interrupting? (everyone turns their head to see four men wearing cloaks with red clouds in it)
The Sannins: AKATSUKI!
Sasuke: Itachi! (does some seals and was about to charge with a Chidore but was held back by Kakashi)
Kakashi: Calm down.
Sasuke: How can I calm down when he is here!
Naruto: Just calm down, Sasuke-teme!
Sasuke: Shut up, dobe!
Sasori: So this is your brother, ne, Itachi-san?
Deidara: Somehow I've pictured him bigger.
Kisame: That's what you thought, Deidara-san?
Deidara: Uh-huh.
Tsunade: Missing-nins! As the Hokage of Konoha, I will arrest all of you!
Orochimaru: Do you really think you can arrest me and Akatsuki in one afternoon? You're kidding me!
Jiraiya: Even I have to agree, Tsunade.
Tsunade: You're in his side now, Jiraiya?
Jiraiya: No! What I mean is...
Shikamaru: How troublesome.
Kakashi: Don't interrupt, Shikamaru. Old Sannins are talking.
The Sannins: OLD! (the Akatsuki smirked) (Kakashi was still holding back Kakashi)
Sasuke: Let me go!
Kakashi: Not in a million years.
Itachi: Even if you escape from that grasp, brother, you're no match for me.
Sakon: This will be a looooooong contest.
Tayuya: Agreed.
Kabuto: Now where is that ship?
Kimimaro: No idea, Kabuto-sama.
Ukon: I can't believe all of us are here and no fight has occured.
Jirobo: You're right, Ukon-san.
Kidomaru: Uh-huh.
Naruto: (sigh) Old people...
Jiraiya: WHO'RE YOU CALLING OLD?
Naruto: YOU ARE, YOU PERVERTED SANNIN!
Sakura: Clam down, Naruto.
Hinata: Yes, Naruto-kun. Calm down. Violence will gwt to nowhere.
Neji and Shino: ...
Chouji: Yeah, Naruto. You'd rather eat chips! (everyone, I mean EVERYONE sweatdropped)
Ino(hitting Chouji on the top of his head): Is chips all you can think of?
Chouji(rubbing his head): Of course not. There's also barbecue, hotdogs, po...
Kankuro: None of us would want to hear the rest of it.
Tsunade: Is that the ship? (everyone look s to an approaching huge ship)
Orochimaru: Is that the ship that's going to take us to the island?
Kabuto: Probably.
Sakon: Too huge.
Jirobo: Agreed.
The boat stopped. A door opened on the dide of the boat and a board (metal) reached out from the boat to the cemented ground. On the door appeared a man.
Gumu(the man): My name is Gumu and I would like to thank you all for accepting our offer.
Orochimaru: No problem. With the prize, I can easily build an army good enough to take over Konoha!
Tsunade: In your dreams, Orochimaru!
Gumu(sweatdrops): Okay then. Come inside.
The contestants went inside the boat (Kakashi already released Sasuke only not to attack Itachi) and went to their rooms for the trip. They were told by Gumu that they will arrive in one hour. All of them stayed in their rooms not going out to avoid violence.
Once they arrived, Gumu escorted them to the island. They stared at it in awe. The island was beautiful, refreshing and perfect!
Gumu: Okay! In this contest, killing is not allowed.
Sasuke(staring at Itachi): Damn!
Gumu: There are 18 shacks in the middle of the island. Please follow me.
They went to the middle of the island. They saw 18 huge shacks that form a circular pattern. The center of the circle is huge itself and has nice-trimmed grass. They went to the middle of the shacks and Gumu took out a box.
Gumu: There are 36 strips of papers in this box. There are 18 pairs of numbers which are the same. The two who pick out the same number will be shackmates (made up that word) and will stay in the shack their number responds to (the shacks have numbers).
Orochimaru: Why is killing not allowed?
Gumu: BECAUSE IT IS NOT ALLOWED!
Sakura(whispering to Hinata): He must have been drinking lots of coffee.
Hinata: He must have been.
They took out their numbers. Here's the order of the shackmates:
1. Naruto-Tsunade
2. Shino-Ino
3. Sasuke-Sakon
4. Kabuto-Shizune
5. Genma-Asuma
6. Lee-Kimimaro
7. Kankuro-Itachi
8. Kakashi-Gai
9. Kurenai-Tayuya
10. Kisame-Chouji
11. Sakura-Tenten
12. Anko-Ukon
13. Jirobo-Deidara
14. Orochimaru-Hinata
15. Kiba-Sasori
16. Gaara-Kidomaru
17. Temari-Shikamaru
18. Jiraiya-Neji
Gumu: That is you permanent oder. If in any case, your shackmate gets eliminated, too bad. You will be alone in your shack. Got that?
Temari: Why am I the shackmate of Shikamaru? Of all the people!
Shikamaru: Troublesome woman.
Hinata(gulps): My shackmate is Orochimaru, the evil Sannin.
Orochimaru: You can be a use to me, Hyuuga girl!
Naruto: Oh no! I'm stuck with an old hag!
Tsunade: Take back what you said!
Jiraiya: Oh man! I'm not with a beautiful girl!
Neji: Get used to it then.
Ino: Damn! Why do I get to be with bug-boy?
Shino: Sucks to be you then.
Kiba: So my partner's a criminal puppetteer. Oh boy.
Sasori: If you would want, doggie, I can turn you into a puppet.
Anko: I'm with a guy who used to sleep all the time in his brother's back!
Ukon: I can sleep in your back then!
Jirobo: Not bad for me.
Deidara: Uh-huh.
Kisame: I'm with fat boy.
Chouji: Take that back, you shark-faced mongrel!
Shizune: Damn it! I'm with an evil medic-nin.
Kabuto: This will be a loooooooooong contest.
Kakashi: (not looking up from his book) Whatever.
Gai: AT LAST I CAN HAVE THE CHANCE OF BEATING KAKASHI!
Kankuro: So I'm with Uchiha's brother.
Itachi: You better not be noisy, boy.
Gaara: I don't care who my partner is.
Kidomaru: Of all people, why the Kazekage?
Sakura: It's no matter to me. Tenten's a good friend of mine.
Tenten: We sure are lucky, Sakura.
Sasuke: I'm with white-haired parasite then.
Sakon: At least I'm not a weakling like my shackmate there.
Lee: I'm with a dumb man who uses bones.
Kimimaro: I'm with a weak someone who doesn't know any ninjutsu or genjutsu.
Genma: No problem for me.
Asuma: Not bad.
Kurenai: I know we're enemies but can you teach me the flute?
Tayuya: Sure no problem. We're only enemies in the battlefield.
Gumu(sweatdrops): Okay then. Go to your room and start unpacking. Tomorrow, the first challenge and elimination begins!
All: Elimination already!
Gumu: Yes! No go to your shacks!
They all went to their shacks. They're not shacks at all. They were bigger than an ordinary shack. Each has 2 closets for the two shackmates and two bathrooms each.
Let's just assume that they already unpacked and went to sleep. Then they wake up the next morning and for the beginning of the first challenge.
TBC
WICT: I know some people are not themselves but in the next chapter they will be.