Q Versus the Narrator
Author's Note: An idea that I had for a while that I decided to try. Hope you enjoy the wackiness. I do not own Star Trek.
Q was wrecking havoc as always when he noticed a girl watching him.
"You're not all powerful. Don't you know? There are people more powerful than you. Like me." She said.
"Wanna bet, mortal?" Q asked.
"Yes, and loser is banned from the Enterprise for a year."
"You're on." Q snapped his fingers and he was instantly in a soldier's uniform around the rank of commander.
The girl quickly wrote something down and she was in a suit like one a president would wear.
Q snapped his fingers and a dragon appeared. Q then took the notebook and fed it to the dragon.
"Ha! What are you going to do without your book?" Q smirked.
The girl thought hard and Q was instantly naked. Q smiled smugly as if this didn't even phase him. The girl thought harder and made him wet with water and hot sauce. Q looked mildly annoyed and snapped his fingers once again making the dragon larger and unleashing it on the girl.
The girl thought fast and changed the dragon into an ant. Q then turned it into a giant fire breathing ant. The girl dodged the fire and then threw a piece of pie on Q's face and one on Q's private area.
"I see London. I see France. And I see a disgusting looking pair of pies." The girl joked.
"Not funny." Q said snapping his fingers making himself clean and dressed. Then he snapped his fingers again and took them both to the moon. The girl struggled for air a bit while Q laughed to himself before she used her magical narration powers to put on a space suit and helmet.
She then made rainbow tacos fall from the sky.
"Beat that." She said smiling smugly.
Q smiled and made it rain rainbow unicorns that farted skittles.
The narrator smiled wider and made a sign that said, "Q sucks."
Q made a sign that said, "Nerds suck."
"I'm not a nerd!" The girl said.
"Yes you are."
"No-"
Q snapped his fingers and suddenly the girl was in glasses and suspenders.
The girl thought fast and suddenly Q was in a very girly dress.
"You look pretty." She said.
Q was just about done and snapped his fingers one last time and made the girl a fly.
"I win." Q smirked as the fly buzzed around him.
Author's Note: So I don't know yet if this is going to end right here or not. If you convince me enough, there may be an update or a sequel. So review my awesome people and give me some ideas too. 8D!