A/N: I own nothing. Nada. Zip. Hope you enjoy!
"Alright," Rachel said, rocking back on her heels, hands clasped behind her. "Boys are in the room on the left, girls in the room on the right. I'm making pancakes in the morning, so-"
"Are you serious?" Puck demanded. "First of all, I am not down with this whole boy-girl seperation thing. And third-"
"That's second-"
"It's only eleven o'clock, Berry. We are not going to bed yet."
"But I promised!" Rachel exclaimed. "You don't know how hard it was to get my dads to leave us unsupervised!"
"What they don't know won't hurt them," he said. "Besides. I broke into my dad's stash." He unzipped his bag and, grinning broadly, pulled out a couple of bottle of beer.
"Never Have I Ever!" squealed Mercedes.
"What?" asked Finn, staring around.
"Never Have I Ever," repeated Santana, rolling her eyes. "You know, one person says 'Never have I ever broken a bone' or 'been kissed' or something and anyone who has done it has to take a drink."
"Only the person saying 'never have I ever' has to say something they have done," added Mercedes.
"But they're saying 'never,'" Fin said, still confused.
"It's just a game, white boy. You in or not?"
"It sounds stupid," said Puck. "It's just a girl's game. Can't we just get drunk?"
Every pair of female eyes- plus Kurt- turned on him, glaring. "No," they said in unison. "We get drunk in style," added Santana.
"Alright," agreed Rachel. "But then we have to go to bed."
"Whatever," said Puck, rolling his eyes and heading back down to the enormous TV room, still littered with wrappers and blankets. "Let's just get this over with."
A/N: And so, it begins. Yes, all the glee kids will be included. I should explain to you how this works- I'll be inventing some of the nevers the kids say, but if you have one you want done, send me a message or leave it in a review. I'm just going to assign it to a kid who makes sense, unless you have a really strong preference. Good? Good. Now. Lemme know what you wanna see!