AUTHOR: trista groulx (dustytiger)
DISCLAIMER: alex, jimmy, kim, bobby, bosco, yokas, sully, davis, DK, walsh, lombardo, carlos, doc, ect NOT MINE don't own 'em, it's unfortunate really, i'm just borrowing 'em, letting them play a little, and then returning them (reltivly) unharmed, still not working, so don't sue, all you'll get is my credit card debt and two bratty calico cats!
RATING: PG-13, T, TV14, if you can handle the show you can handle this, just adult situations and language warnings, nudity but it's fic you don't see anything unless you've got a graphic imagination!
CONTENT: lotsa messing around, i'll add as we go.. so far... alex/jimmy sex
SPOILERS: anything and everything up to "a rock and hard place" nothing after that has happened
SUMMARY: alex gets drunk one night, wakes up in a strange bed one, drama ensues!
AUTHORS NOTES: all right this was a weak little plot bunny that hoped into my head after watching "a rock and a hard place" my muse whispered, "what if alex and jimmy and bobby and kim were together?" i tried to kill this little plot bunny but the muse kept feeding him, then i made the mistake of mention this to kristen on msn, and did she ever feed the little bunny, and now he was a plump little plot bunny, and the more we talked the more rabbid he got... all right so this is like a soap oprea really, the characters are very exagerated, and the plot line is totally a friend in need is getting too serious i need a pick me up, pls tell me what you think of my crazyness unbeleiveable, but this is fic and i can do whatever, there's some really funny parts so just take a peak you may enjoy
DEDICATION: to kristen (twbasketcase) for turning my dying little plot bunny into a rabbid rabbit of doom! thx girl i'm having too much fun writing this ;)
Alex woke up with a pounding headache, and a foul taste in her mouth. She rubbed her eyes, then went to stretch, and realized that she wasn't alone. She looked around, and realized that she wasn't at her place either.
Where am I? she thought to herself, looking around, very disoriented. Her headache worsened as she worried about what she had done the night before.
She took a deep breath and tried to remember the day before. It had been a slow day at work, and she ended up hooked on a wall. She had told Bobby that she wanted a threesome with her, him and Jimmy, so that he'd think it was his idea to call the whole thing on.
He had been wise to that, and then wouldn't help her off the wall because of it. So it was safe to assume she hadn't ended up in his bed. But if it wasn't Bobby's then whose bed was it?
She also remembered something about Doc and Carlos getting trapped in a building, with Yokas and Bosco. Doc had been shot, she remembered that much.
Then she started remember how she had started drinking, with the rest of the guys. They had all decided to go out for drinks in honor of Doc.
She wondered how much she had had to drink, and who actually take a person that drunk to bed? Maybe whoever was next to her had drunk too, and nothing had happened.
The she realized that she was not only naked beneath the sheet, but she wasn't exactly clean either. She had most defiantly had sex with whoever was now laying next to her.
But who was it that she was lying next to?
She didn't even remember Bobby going out with the rest of them, so it couldn't possibly be him next to her. With any luck it wouldn't be anyone on the squad, and she'd be able to disappear into the night and never see the stranger again.
She cautiously sat up, not wanting to wake the sleeping body next to her. She pulled the covers with her, as she sat up. She knew that logically the person had seen her naked the night before, but it was different, she was hungover now.
From what she could see he had a damn good body, if he was a stranger it might not be such a bad idea to give him her number. It wouldn't be a bad thing to have a number of someone that good looking for when you're feeling a little down on yourself. Also, she might learned what he was like, when sober and she remembered it.
The person shifted, rolling over onto his other side. The person was now facing her, and she was shocked when she realized who he was. She was also surprised to realize that his dimples were visible even when he was asleep.
"Jimmy!" she exclaimed, louder then she had wanted.
"Bro- Ki- Jimmy mumbled. He woke up fully. "Alex?"
He was almost as surprised to see who he was sharing his bed with. His head was pounding, and things about the previous night had started to come back to him. They had been drinking at Hagerty's. But how had ended up with Alex? The night was a haze, but he knew he'd have to find some answers.
"What happened last night?" he asked, finding his voice again.
"I don't know, we were drinking. I hardly remember anything."
Jimmy nodded. "I think I remember, a little. You were pretty tanked, and we worried about you getting home, in one piece. So I told the guys I'd share a cab with you."
"And how did we end up here?"
Jimmy smiled at her innocently. "I really don't know, I wasn't in too much better shape myself."
Alex shook her head. "Did you take advantage of me?"
"No! God you'd kick my ass!"
"I still might! Unless you have a lot more answers for me very quickly."
Jimmy looked at her. "I really don't know, Alex, I can remember almost as much as you do. I remember you going on about how boring Bobby was, and I told you that I could probably skate circles around him."
"All right?"
"So I guess I probably invited you up."
"I was drunk!"
Jimmy shrugged. "And I was sober?"
"Well, no but, obviously you had slightly more mental capacity."
"I thought you were fine, you told me that you were."
"You believe me?"
"I remember asking you more then once if you were sure, about everything. You just kept pawing at me, so I assumed that that meant yes."
"I was drunk!"
"Yeah, Alex, we've established that fact."
"When I drink I'd paw at just about anything with a human form."
"Really?" Jimmy asked hopefully.
She shook her head. "Drinking is how the whole mess with Bobby started."
"Is this like with Bobby?"
She shrugged. "Not really, I didn't sleep with Bobby while I was drunk!"
"Look, I didn't realize that you were that far gone."
"You took advantage of me while I was drunk!"
"I didn't know you were the far gone. If I had been totally sober and I still went along with it, when I realized that you were drunk, then you'd be right. But I was too drunk to realize if you were even more drunk."
Alex shook her head. "I shouldn't have been with you."
"Why not?"
"For one thing, I don't feel like being another notch on your belt!"
"Ouch, now that hurt."
"When you do pride yourself on your reputation. It's hard for a girl like me to feel special."
"Everyone's special to me, Alex." He smiled at her.
She melted a little bit, until she remember who she was talking to. "Jimmy, you screwed Lombardo's girlfriend at your bachelor party!"
"All right, all right, I get it. I know I've been around, the block a few times. But everyone ends up different. What else makes it so bad?"
" Kim's my friend too, or at least I like to think that she doesn't hate my guts. She's the only other female at the house, I really don't want to have her on my bad side"
"What does that have to do with anything, she's my EX wife?"
"She still cares about you, a lot. Besides I know the two of you still mess around sometimes, so that could be a little awkward."
"I guess, maybe a little."
"Besides, chicks are mean when they have a grudge."
Jimmy laughed. "Aren't you a chick too?"
"Well, yeah, but I don't play those games."
"What makes you think Kimmy does?"
She shrugged. "Most women do."
"Doesn't really sound like her."
"She still really cares about you, Jimmy. It's one of those unwritten rules of things you don't do with to your friends."
"Unwritten rules?"
"You know, rule one you don't go after someone else's, girl, guy, husband, wife, even if they're not longer together unless you ask."
"I've never heard that one."
"May have helped your friendship with Lombarodo."
Jimmy shook his head. "Look, Kim needs to move on with her life, just like I have."
"All right then, that's true. All right then, technically you're still married."
"Marriage has never stopped me before," Jimmy chuckled. "I've gotten better, I never cheated on Brooke while we were married."
"You cheated on Kim while you were married?"
"Yeah, she caught me with her sister."
"You're a dog."
"Woof, woof baby." He smiled at her. "Besides as far Brooke goes, she wants to shoot me if she ever sees me again, I don't think that the vows are really binding right now."
Alex shook her head. "I shouldn't have been with you, this was a mistake."
He put his hand on her cheek, and rubbed the side of it. He then pulled her toward him, and kissed her. She didn't pull away, and they kissed for a long moment.
"Does that feel so wrong to you?" he asked, smiling.
She shook her head. "I guess not, but-"
He interrupted her by kissing her again. "Stop thinking so much, Alex."
She shook her head. "Look if I keep doing this up, I don't want you telling the rest of the squad."
"Why not?"
"They'll think I'm a girl!"
"I hate to break this to you." He pulled the sheets away from her. "You look like a girl to me."
She squealed. "You know what I mean!" She pulled the covers back over her.
"No, what do you mean?"
"I don't want them to think I'm just some dumb girl who just can't resist the Doherty charm."
"Much stronger women have fallen for the Doherty charm."
She shook her head. "Look, this just wasn't a good idea, and you know it's going to end badly."
"It doesn't have to. Are you looking for something really serious?"
"No."
"Then there's no real problem."
"I just don't know if I feel right about this. I mean, you're, you, I don't wanna be some name on a list somewhere. I can at least justify it as I was drunk, and I wasn't thinking. But if I keep pursing you then it's not the alcohol, it's something else. I don't know if I want to be with you as something other then a drunken mistake.
Jimmy smiled at her, "aw, come on play nice now."
"If I played rough you couldn't handle it, Doherty."
"Is that a challenge?"
She wagged her eyebrows. "Maybe."
"See we could have a lot of fun together Alex."
She shrugged. "I just don't want word getting out about what I'm like in bed."
"Where's the fun in that?"
"You can brag all you want, I just don't want you using my name."
"Brag, hmm, you're that good?"
"You don't remember?"
"Not really."
"All right, well then it's settled we at least have to know if we can anonymously brag about each other when to the guys."
"Could you not mention the guys, it kind of messes with little Jimmy."
"Little?"
"Well not so little, of course, see for yourself."
She grinned at him. "I might have to do that."
He pulled her toward him and kissed him hard, and soon they were trying to out maneuver each other in bed.
tbc... (up next lesson 2 partners)
end notes: yeah i know i stopped at the juicy part, sue me, i want to keep this from being an M story... this is gonna be one of those that stops at page breaks (if there's something that goes together i'll post two parts at once), anyway so this is the first part, i've got a little bit more written, this is just basically messing around and the drama that unesues, nothing serious, just some good fun, pls tell me what 'ya think hugz and kissez trista