That One Mystery Fic

By Red02

All characters belong to…… that company that made Yu-Gi-Oh!, I don't know the name. The story is mine but the characters are not.

(Note: this is a fiction of a movie script I am writing, I just changed character names to match the show. This is why the story is done script style.)

Cast:

Yami-The Detective

Joey-The side-kick

Kenny-A friend of the victim (played by Malik)

Seto-That one guy

Anzu-Friend of the victim

Isis-The person who reported the crime

Mai-The…. Maid….. Or something….. I don't know yet.

Nobody-The one who died (played by Bakura) (so many people are going to hate me for that)

(More are coming)

Chapter 1

In Yami's Office, Yami is sitting in his Lay-Z-Boy chair drinking a soda and Joey is trying to set the clock on the VCR.

Joey: I swear, these instruction books become worse each time I read them.

Yami looks over at the manual Joey is reading.

Yami: Maybe you should try sticking to one language.

Joey: Huh? (looks over at the manual) Oh.

Isis opens and a crowd cheers.

Isis: Is this Yami's Detective Service?

Joey: Yami and Joey's Detective Service.

Isis: Whatever.

Yami gets up and walks over to Isis.

Yami: I am Yami, and this is Joey, we are happy to be of your service. So just what is it that you need help with?

Isis: Well my-

Yami: It was the butler.

Isis: What?

Yami: Scruffy buried it behind the pool.

Isis: Huh? I just-

Yami: Left the oven on?

Isis: No I…… oh crud I did leave it on!

Isis rushes out.

Joey: Why do you always do that?

Yami: What?

Joey: Get rid of our customers before they pay us.

Yami: She wasn't a customer.

Joey: Then what was she?

Yami:……. A traveling Saleswoman.

Joey: Oh shut up!

Isis walks back in.

Isis: All taken care of.

Joey: So what was it you wanted to tell us?

Yami is sitting down in his chair again.

Yami: Yes, please elaborate.

Isis: Well my friend Kenny-

Joey: Got killed?

Yami: Those-

Isis: No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. He's fine, it's Nobody.

Joey: Well in that case why did you come?

Isis: Because Nobody's dead!

Joey: So why did you come?

Yami: No Joey, did you ever play Clue?

Joey: Once.

Flashback:

Joey is playing Clue with two other people.

Other Person 1: I think I have it. Other Person 2?

Other Person 2: I think I have it too. Joey?

Joey: Um yeah…. I guess I have it.

Other Person 2: Then let's check.

Other Person 1 opens the envelope and reveals Ms. White, The Knife, and The Lounge. Other Person 1 and 2 reveal their score cards showing they were both right.

Other Person 1: I was right.

Other Person 2: So was I.

Both look at Joey. Joey looks at his score card. It Those three checked off and everything else open.

Camera changes to close up of his eyes.

"DUN"

End of Flashback:

Joey: What does that have to do with our situation.

Yami: Remember how the guy who died was called Mr. Body?

Joey: Yeah.

Yami: Well Isis's friend who died was probably called Mr. Nobody.

Isis: That's exactly right. But how did you know.

Yami: I read ahead in the script.

Both Joey and Isis look at Yami annoyed. Isis walked over to Yami and hands him a paper.

Isis: If you want the case, then come to this address within a day.

Isis leaves. Yami looks at the paper.

Yami: Looks like we're going to…. Nowhere, it's just next door.

Joey: Perfect. I'd wanted sometime away from home.

End of Chapter 1

(Chapter 2 is coming soon)

(I know it was kind of short, but that's because each chapter is just a scene)

(Feel free to comment on it, don't flame me though, I don't see why you would though)