The Diary of an Insane Man
Disclaimer Note: I do NOT own Yu-Gi-Oh! Kazuki Takahashi does.
Entry #1
Thursday, June 24, 2004
6:00 PM
"Dear Diary,
Er... Y'know what? This is a BAD idea. Crummy even. I can't believe that Goody-Goody Isis MADE me do this. Malik even agreed! Well, Isis thinks that I'll redeem myself by writing in here. That's just plain odd. Well, I COULD make evil schemes to steal the Pharaoh's (Yami no Yugi) power in here. Heh heh heh... I know he likes that girl... What's her name? Anzu Mazaki I think. I'm too lazy to make up a plot now, so I'll do that later. Oh crud, Isis!"
Out of Diary
"Yami no Marik, what are you doing?" Isis asked me. "I'm writing in this baka journal if you MUST know." I answered cooly. "Well..." Isis thought for a moment and said, "Gimme!" She took my journal and read it silently. "Yami no Marik, please don't write about the Pharaoh's you-know-what and how to kill him! It's very rude. Now if you want to learn how to use the toaster properly, you HAVE to listen to me!" Isis sighed and I made a face like I didn't even understand what she was saying. Isis gave me the 'eye' and said, "Do you understand the words that are coming out of my mouth?" I thought for a moment and replied, "Don't know if I understand the words that are coming out of your mouth!" She gave me a nasty look and gave me my journal back. She left the room and I snickered knowing I got her good...
In Diary
"I have the PERFECT scheme to destroy the Pharaoh! I'll kidnap Anzu and hopefully, that'll draw him out. Then, I'll send Anzu to the Shadow Realm once he comes and make a 'little' bargain with him... Heh heh heh... Then the Melenium Puzzle is MINE! Mua ha ha ha ha! Cough cough Ra damn it! I HATE it when that happens! AS I WAS SAYING, I shall call this 'full proof' scheme: "Operation: Me Luv Anzu!" HA HA HA HA HA HA HA! Cough cough Ra damn it! I did it again!!! Isis CANNOT read this or I'll NEVER be able to use the toaster, or the lawnmower, or the T.V, or the oven, or the Internet, or the vacuum, or really any kind of electronics... So umm, yeah... You get the picture. So I guess I should stop writing now... Oh, one more thing... Isis is a bloody witch... There, I've written it in pen... YES I can use a pen... Well, sort of... Anyway back to the point! I've written it in pen, so she CANNOT get rid of it... I meant it, so I will sign in blood... YES I can do that!
Yami no Marik Ishtar!
PS: I MEANT WHAT I SAID ABOUT ISIS!!!"
Samurai of Cherry Blossom: Please Review!
Yami no Marik: Am I called the 'Insane Man'? Hence the Title: The Diary of an INSANE MAN! I'm not insane... Am I...? No... I'm not insane. Looks around room Where in Ra's name is my barbie doll?
Samurai of the Grave: Now I see why you called him insane Aibou!
Samurai of Cherry Blossom: Yeah. OOH! I forgot to introduce my Yami: Samurai of the Grave! Say Hi Samurai of the Grave!
Samurai of the Grave: You did that for me.
Yami no Marik: You better not publish this you baka-headed son of a-
Samurai of Cherry Blossom: Too late. I just did.
Yami no Marik: NOOOOOOOOOO!
Samurai of the Grave: Just R&R...
Samurai of Cherry Blossom: Yeah. Whatever she said...
Yami no Marik: WHY? Goes off to cry
Disclaimer Note: I do NOT own Yu-Gi-Oh! Kazuki Takahashi does.
Entry #1
Thursday, June 24, 2004
6:00 PM
"Dear Diary,
Er... Y'know what? This is a BAD idea. Crummy even. I can't believe that Goody-Goody Isis MADE me do this. Malik even agreed! Well, Isis thinks that I'll redeem myself by writing in here. That's just plain odd. Well, I COULD make evil schemes to steal the Pharaoh's (Yami no Yugi) power in here. Heh heh heh... I know he likes that girl... What's her name? Anzu Mazaki I think. I'm too lazy to make up a plot now, so I'll do that later. Oh crud, Isis!"
Out of Diary
"Yami no Marik, what are you doing?" Isis asked me. "I'm writing in this baka journal if you MUST know." I answered cooly. "Well..." Isis thought for a moment and said, "Gimme!" She took my journal and read it silently. "Yami no Marik, please don't write about the Pharaoh's you-know-what and how to kill him! It's very rude. Now if you want to learn how to use the toaster properly, you HAVE to listen to me!" Isis sighed and I made a face like I didn't even understand what she was saying. Isis gave me the 'eye' and said, "Do you understand the words that are coming out of my mouth?" I thought for a moment and replied, "Don't know if I understand the words that are coming out of your mouth!" She gave me a nasty look and gave me my journal back. She left the room and I snickered knowing I got her good...
In Diary
"I have the PERFECT scheme to destroy the Pharaoh! I'll kidnap Anzu and hopefully, that'll draw him out. Then, I'll send Anzu to the Shadow Realm once he comes and make a 'little' bargain with him... Heh heh heh... Then the Melenium Puzzle is MINE! Mua ha ha ha ha! Cough cough Ra damn it! I HATE it when that happens! AS I WAS SAYING, I shall call this 'full proof' scheme: "Operation: Me Luv Anzu!" HA HA HA HA HA HA HA! Cough cough Ra damn it! I did it again!!! Isis CANNOT read this or I'll NEVER be able to use the toaster, or the lawnmower, or the T.V, or the oven, or the Internet, or the vacuum, or really any kind of electronics... So umm, yeah... You get the picture. So I guess I should stop writing now... Oh, one more thing... Isis is a bloody witch... There, I've written it in pen... YES I can use a pen... Well, sort of... Anyway back to the point! I've written it in pen, so she CANNOT get rid of it... I meant it, so I will sign in blood... YES I can do that!
Yami no Marik Ishtar!
PS: I MEANT WHAT I SAID ABOUT ISIS!!!"
Samurai of Cherry Blossom: Please Review!
Yami no Marik: Am I called the 'Insane Man'? Hence the Title: The Diary of an INSANE MAN! I'm not insane... Am I...? No... I'm not insane. Looks around room Where in Ra's name is my barbie doll?
Samurai of the Grave: Now I see why you called him insane Aibou!
Samurai of Cherry Blossom: Yeah. OOH! I forgot to introduce my Yami: Samurai of the Grave! Say Hi Samurai of the Grave!
Samurai of the Grave: You did that for me.
Yami no Marik: You better not publish this you baka-headed son of a-
Samurai of Cherry Blossom: Too late. I just did.
Yami no Marik: NOOOOOOOOOO!
Samurai of the Grave: Just R&R...
Samurai of Cherry Blossom: Yeah. Whatever she said...
Yami no Marik: WHY? Goes off to cry