(Notes: i'm ALWAYS doing crossovers that make no sense, idk why. I'll make more chapters later, as i'm required elsewhere today. Disclaimer: I do not own Spongebob, Hetalia, or HDM, but I do own this. Here is what would happen if the shows Spongebob and Hetalia where crossed. XD and I finished watching all of the Hetalia episodes in a row for the third time.) *Opining credits for spongebob, followed by the spongebob credits with a Marukaite chikyuu theme mixed in, Italy instead of S.B., Hetalia symbols, and it all in Japanese* spongebob is shown walking to Sandy's house with his usual flowers. He arrives, and goes through the air lock. Sandy says, "howdy spongebob! What brings yall over here?" "I just wanted to see what your newest invention is!" "Well that's mighty nice of ye! Check it out, it throws you through one of these invisible holes in the water, into another world! Wanto give it a spin?" "Sure! I'm ready! But how will I get back?" "That's easy! I'll come in with the machine and get 'cha!" "Let's do it!" And as Sandy attached 'The li'l square dude' to an odd looking machine, spongebob nervously whispered "I'm ready" over and over. Finally, Sandy asked Spongebob, "Are yall ready?" "As I'll ever be" *cue sonic boom*
*a card is shown indicating "Meanwhile"* England is shown mumbling, "*mumble, mumble*I summon thee, from faraway lands, *Mumble, Mumble* a HORRID SEA CREATURE!" With that came an unexpected 12 foot high wall of water from down the hall. When England could see again, knee high waves still lashed about. He saw a flash of yellow in front of him, and then another wall of water swept in and rather blinded him. He got his first look at Spongebob through water drops in his eyes, and he saw a huge yellow fiend with scabby holes and frightening piercing eyes. He rubbed the water out of his eyes, and saw Spongebob regularly. He was disappointed. Spongebob saw England with magical green glow, and no pupils, which caused Spongebob to run-swim off. England saw that a huge metal thing (Submarine) was lodged in the hall. He went over to look inside, and found Russia, Who asked, "You called?" England face palms. *An end credits is shown, saying "this concludes part one of thirteen of Spongebob's adventures in Hetalia and H.D.M."*