Summary: Chloe and Oliver explain Clark and Lana's relationship to the Justice League and Martha.

Note: True, I got this idea off of Angel where Wesley and Cordy re-inact Angel and Buffy's relationship, but god, I thought it fit Lana and Clark almost perfectly!

"Well, I thought it was sweet of Clark to rescue Lana." Martha smiled as she handed a cup of hot coco to Victor.

"Sweet? Gag me, Mrs. Kent." Chloe scoffed, making the rest of the boys snicker.

"Wasn't it?" Martha quirked her head curiously.

"Did you see those stupid dough eyes Lana gave him and whisper a stupid little thank you?" Chloe snickered, feeling a little meaner than she usually did.

"Have you been updated on the Clark and Lana angst, lately?" Oliver chuckled, bringing the cup to his lips.

"All I know is they love each other, Clark hasn't filled me in." Martha shrugged.

"Well I can break it down for you, Mrs. Kent." Chloe grinned, standing up from her seat. "Oh, Clark, I love you so much but I can't be with you unless you tell me every last detail about yourself!"

Everyone snickered as Chloe put her hand over her heart dramatically. They all turned to Oliver as he stood up as well. "But Lana, I love you too! I just can't tell you because I'm this angsty guy who can't let anyone in!"

"But you have to! Or else I'll go pressure your friends into telling me!" Chloe turned to Oliver, giving him the dough eyes Lana always gave Clark.

"Oh, but Lana!" Oliver sighed dramatically, putting his hands on Chloe's shoulders.

"Yes, Clark?" Chloe asked.

"I love you so much I almost forgot to to go into depression and yell at my friends!" Oliver let go of her and put his hands in his face.

"And-and just because I always treat you like a dog doesn't mean we can't be friends!" Chloe raised her voice a little and Oliver grabbed her arm.

"But-maybe more than that-"

"Gasp!" Chloe gasped a little, putting the back of her hand over her forehead. "No! I love Lex now, even though I know all the things he's done, like test on my best friend and innocent people! Oh-just kiss me you farm boy!" Chloe yelped as Oliver pulled her into her and she threw her arms around him

"Oh- I don't think it's anything like that!" Martha exclaimed as Chloe and Oliver laughed and pulled away from each other.

"Actually, I think that hit the nail on the head." Bart chimed in as Chloe fell down on the chair.

Martha paused and looked at Chloe. "Wow...my son can be pathetic..."