A/N: I thought of this while watching one of the episodes and I couldn't get it out of my mind so I decided to create a story with it. Something unique, I swear ;)

Warning: contains SLASH, a very lovable Snape, crazy Dumbledore, men dancing, EWE.

I am completely out of my mind.

Dancing With The Stars

Prologue.-

Albus Dumbledore has lived for many, many years. His life and experiences are rich of wisdom and he is recognised in the entire world as a very kind and intelligent old man.

Except for a few people.

Like Severus Snape, for example.

Now, many wizards and withces would just scoff and ignore poor Snape because he is a bitter and horrible man with a shampoo complex. It has always been known: Snape always wearing black and acting as if he had something unpleasant up his arse and Dumbledore with that damn twinkle-twinkle blue eyes.

This morning, however, was slightly different than any other day of Snape's and Dumbledore's days (amazing, I know). It all started with an innocent owl carrying an innocent-looking letter. It was still holidays and there was nobody in the school except for the staff. Dumbledore was quietly enjoying his breakfast tea when he received a dark blue letter from a barn owl. He took a calm sip at the cup before putting it down and accepting the letter. It wasn't unusual for a concerned parent to ask about school policies so he wasn't surprised. What did surprise him, though, was the fact that the person next to him had also received the same letter.

Severus looked at the owl with suspicious eyes. No one sent him letters, not unless they were from those Weasley brats trying to trick him into something stupid.

"Ah, Snape, my boy. I believe I have received the same letter! Isn't this interesting?" said Dumbledore, touching his white beard.

Snape sighed. "Yes, sure, whatever. Open this one as well, would you?" He picked the letter with his thumb and middle finger as if it were poisoned and tossed it to the headmaster.

Dumbledore carefully opened the letter and was delighted when he saw that the paper was dar blue with shinny stars. He read the content quickly and then he suddenly stoop up, surprising Snape to the point he had to put down his cup of coffee.

"Come now, my boy. We need to buy new robes and better do it now or we will be left with the simple-looking ones."

In your case I guess anything that is not flamboyant or pajamas is simple. Though Severus.

"We? May I require the occasion of it?"

"Why, of course Severus. We, meaning you and me, have been invited to a wonderful wizard show."

"No thank you. You can go wherever you want, I will just crawl back to my rock."

"Now, Severus, we can't have any of that. I took upon the task of informing them of your assistance."

"What?"

Albus looked at him confused. "Is there something wrong with your hearing, my boy?"

Severus wanted to slap him silly. "No, you old coot. I want to know just why the hell did you answer for me in whatever stupid competition I was invited to?"

"But Severus! You asked me to take care of your letter. Besides, this competition can be used as a reunion for those who studied with Harry Potter in his same year!"

"Great. Even 5 years later I can't get out of Potter's annoying presence." He took the cup of coffee once again.

Dumbledore gave hima few pats in the shoulder "Now, now, Must I add that we will be judges to this amazing show?"

"And what, pray tell, is this stupid show called?"

"Dancing with the Stars, of course! Never heard of it?"

Severus tried to drown himself with the coffee. He wondered if he could kill himself with the spoon.

"Quickly, Severus! I just had a great idea for our new robes!"

And in days like this Snape seriously wishes he had never met Dumbledore.