YUKI LOVES LINK!!!!!!!!!!!1
A CARAZY CRAZY SELF-INSERTION (kinda) FANFIC
I insert my friend yuki, who is insane, into OOT. ^_^ FUNFUNFUNFUNFUNFUN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1
disclaimer: I do not own Zelda or Link or anybody in the story, in fact.................. Danm! I usually own SOMETHING!!!!
For those of you who have read my other fics: Yuki = Ariyah_Chan = Dark Angel Ayanami!! YAY!! READ HER FIC!!!!(under Ariyah_chan)
Chapter one:
Link woke up. Navi flew into his face. "Wake up! Stupid Evil Kirk!"
"I'm not Kirk."
"WAKE UP, lazt link boy!"
"I'm awake."
"wE HAVE TO SEE THE gREAT dEKU tREE!"
"UMM... OK."
they went out of his treehouse. Saria fell away from the door where she had been evesdropping as the exited.
"WERE YOU SPYING ON ME?!?!?"
"um,mmm.... yah...."
"WHY?!?!"
"urgh... you sleep in your clothes, so there's nothing to watch, so I decided to listen instead. Wanna know how to use a fiary?"
he thought for a second. "ARGH!!! HENTAI!!! STALKER!!!!"
"ummm.. ijustrememberedigottagobye!" and she jumped out of his treehouse.
".......... disturbing...."
"LET'S GO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
"???ur hyper!"
"NO!!!!!!! FREAKIN'!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!DUH!!!!!!!!!!! LET'S!!!!!!!!!! GO!!!!!!!!!!!!"
"Alright."
They went to the exit. Mido was there.
"Ha! You can't go here! you need a sword and a sheild!"
"umm...... why?"
"I dunno..........."
"Arn't weapons forbidden near the Great Deku Tree?"
".............."
While Mido was sitting there, confused, Link jumped over him.
"HAHAHA!! BYE, SUCKER!!!"
He was gloating so much he ran into a small, pointy-eared Kokori girl in blue instead of Green. "Here, I found your sword."
******************** Link gained Kokori Sword!!!***********************
"................."
"................."
"................."
"................."
"ACK!!!!!! IT'S UR EVIL TWIN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
"young Link?"
"no, just Link."
"no, he's the older you. You are Young Link."
"......................................."
"......................................................"
"..........."
".............................................................................................................................................................................................................................................."
"ACK!!!!! SHE OUT-LINKED LINK!!!"
"I'm Yuki."
"I'm Link."
"I know..."
"........."
"Let's go save the Deku Tree!!!"
"umm.... right....."
-----------------------AT DEKU TREE ------------------------------
"Link... methinks though art..."
"Does he always talk like this?"
"yes. Shut up."
"Ahhith... Yuki.... I knowith of thee... whatith dost thou doith hereith?"
"umm... i dunno."
"Yuki, Where art Polonius?"
"At supper."
"At supper where?"
"at supper where he eats not, but is eaten."
"I ask agian. Yuki, where art Polonius?"
"Send Link here to look for him in Heaven. If you find him not there, you may search the other place yourself."
"ouch/! Thateth hurtithj!"
"Who's polonius?" asked a confused Link.
"I dunno. Anyways, you were telling us that you are dying and we need to save you?"
"yes, that's right. "
"How are we gonna save you?"
"here..." and he opened his mouth.
"EWWWWW!!!! GROSS!!!!! "
"He's a tree, there's not guts or anything..."
".................."
"right...."
"LET'S GO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
---------------------------IN THE DEKU TREE-----------
"grr.... I need top find the Slingshot..."
"Oh, here, I have an extra one!" said helpful Yuki
"..........."
**************************LINK GAINED THE SLINGSHOT!!!!****************
"............. now what?"
"umm... jump!"
"what?"
"wishmehappylanding, all I gotta do is JUUUUUUMMPP!!" sang Yuki, (from aladdin)
They jumped.
"Dang! Now, let's see... Deku sticks, deku sticks..."
"Yo! Just jump!' called Yuki from the other side of the river."
"umm... whatever...."
Link jumped across
"you'll never beat my brothers unless..."
"2-3-1, 23 is #1. I memorized it." (note: no, she didn't really, but I did, so nyaa.)
"waaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhh!!!"
"Link! you hit #2, I'll take #3, kk?"
".........."
"ouch!"
"ouch!"
"OUCH! QUEEEEEENY!!!"
"yah, yah, let's just beat this, shall we?"
"................."
-----------------------------------in the boss chamber----------------
"soo... where's the boss?"
"umm...."
Din appears
"HAHAHAHAHA!!"
"HEY! Where's Ghoma?"
"oh, she... um.... died. NOONE CAN DEFEAT ME, THE GODDESS OF FIRE!!!"
"Oh yeah? Il din sarà... hmm sposato... chi è avalible........ AHA!!! il din sposerà la sfera di bowling di giro di ballo di ballo!!! "
"YOU WOULDN'T!!!" cried Navi
"I WOULD!!!" cired Yuki
"NOO!!!"
"YES!!"
"WHAT HAVE I EVER DONE TO YOU?!?!?!?" asked Din, hurt.
"you... YOU KNOW!!"
"I didn't DO anything!"
"er... it must have happened in the future then...."
"????"exclaimed Link.
"SHE SPELLS IN ITALIAN. YOU DON'T WANT TO KNOW."
"ahh... ok. So, how do we defeat Din?"
"Here, Link, have some Ice Arrows!"
*****************************Link recived Ice Arrows!******************
".... riiight... I don't have a bow...."
*****************************Link recived Fairy Bow!!******************
"thank you..."
*****************************Yuki equipped Crossbow!******************
"no problem!"
They freeze Din. A heart container appears.
"That's IT?!?!? in the sequal at least you get a MASK!!!"
"umm... what?"
"never mind..."
They are teleported to the outside.
"Well done, "
"yes, we know, you are still dead, give us the stone."
"ok."
*******************************Yuki recived Kokori Emrald!*************
NEXT CAHPTER: the Fire thingie!! Laughs abound! REVIEW!!
A CARAZY CRAZY SELF-INSERTION (kinda) FANFIC
I insert my friend yuki, who is insane, into OOT. ^_^ FUNFUNFUNFUNFUNFUN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1
disclaimer: I do not own Zelda or Link or anybody in the story, in fact.................. Danm! I usually own SOMETHING!!!!
For those of you who have read my other fics: Yuki = Ariyah_Chan = Dark Angel Ayanami!! YAY!! READ HER FIC!!!!(under Ariyah_chan)
Chapter one:
Link woke up. Navi flew into his face. "Wake up! Stupid Evil Kirk!"
"I'm not Kirk."
"WAKE UP, lazt link boy!"
"I'm awake."
"wE HAVE TO SEE THE gREAT dEKU tREE!"
"UMM... OK."
they went out of his treehouse. Saria fell away from the door where she had been evesdropping as the exited.
"WERE YOU SPYING ON ME?!?!?"
"um,mmm.... yah...."
"WHY?!?!"
"urgh... you sleep in your clothes, so there's nothing to watch, so I decided to listen instead. Wanna know how to use a fiary?"
he thought for a second. "ARGH!!! HENTAI!!! STALKER!!!!"
"ummm.. ijustrememberedigottagobye!" and she jumped out of his treehouse.
".......... disturbing...."
"LET'S GO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
"???ur hyper!"
"NO!!!!!!! FREAKIN'!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!DUH!!!!!!!!!!! LET'S!!!!!!!!!! GO!!!!!!!!!!!!"
"Alright."
They went to the exit. Mido was there.
"Ha! You can't go here! you need a sword and a sheild!"
"umm...... why?"
"I dunno..........."
"Arn't weapons forbidden near the Great Deku Tree?"
".............."
While Mido was sitting there, confused, Link jumped over him.
"HAHAHA!! BYE, SUCKER!!!"
He was gloating so much he ran into a small, pointy-eared Kokori girl in blue instead of Green. "Here, I found your sword."
******************** Link gained Kokori Sword!!!***********************
"................."
"................."
"................."
"................."
"ACK!!!!!! IT'S UR EVIL TWIN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
"young Link?"
"no, just Link."
"no, he's the older you. You are Young Link."
"......................................."
"......................................................"
"..........."
".............................................................................................................................................................................................................................................."
"ACK!!!!! SHE OUT-LINKED LINK!!!"
"I'm Yuki."
"I'm Link."
"I know..."
"........."
"Let's go save the Deku Tree!!!"
"umm.... right....."
-----------------------AT DEKU TREE ------------------------------
"Link... methinks though art..."
"Does he always talk like this?"
"yes. Shut up."
"Ahhith... Yuki.... I knowith of thee... whatith dost thou doith hereith?"
"umm... i dunno."
"Yuki, Where art Polonius?"
"At supper."
"At supper where?"
"at supper where he eats not, but is eaten."
"I ask agian. Yuki, where art Polonius?"
"Send Link here to look for him in Heaven. If you find him not there, you may search the other place yourself."
"ouch/! Thateth hurtithj!"
"Who's polonius?" asked a confused Link.
"I dunno. Anyways, you were telling us that you are dying and we need to save you?"
"yes, that's right. "
"How are we gonna save you?"
"here..." and he opened his mouth.
"EWWWWW!!!! GROSS!!!!! "
"He's a tree, there's not guts or anything..."
".................."
"right...."
"LET'S GO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
---------------------------IN THE DEKU TREE-----------
"grr.... I need top find the Slingshot..."
"Oh, here, I have an extra one!" said helpful Yuki
"..........."
**************************LINK GAINED THE SLINGSHOT!!!!****************
"............. now what?"
"umm... jump!"
"what?"
"wishmehappylanding, all I gotta do is JUUUUUUMMPP!!" sang Yuki, (from aladdin)
They jumped.
"Dang! Now, let's see... Deku sticks, deku sticks..."
"Yo! Just jump!' called Yuki from the other side of the river."
"umm... whatever...."
Link jumped across
"you'll never beat my brothers unless..."
"2-3-1, 23 is #1. I memorized it." (note: no, she didn't really, but I did, so nyaa.)
"waaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhh!!!"
"Link! you hit #2, I'll take #3, kk?"
".........."
"ouch!"
"ouch!"
"OUCH! QUEEEEEENY!!!"
"yah, yah, let's just beat this, shall we?"
"................."
-----------------------------------in the boss chamber----------------
"soo... where's the boss?"
"umm...."
Din appears
"HAHAHAHAHA!!"
"HEY! Where's Ghoma?"
"oh, she... um.... died. NOONE CAN DEFEAT ME, THE GODDESS OF FIRE!!!"
"Oh yeah? Il din sarà... hmm sposato... chi è avalible........ AHA!!! il din sposerà la sfera di bowling di giro di ballo di ballo!!! "
"YOU WOULDN'T!!!" cried Navi
"I WOULD!!!" cired Yuki
"NOO!!!"
"YES!!"
"WHAT HAVE I EVER DONE TO YOU?!?!?!?" asked Din, hurt.
"you... YOU KNOW!!"
"I didn't DO anything!"
"er... it must have happened in the future then...."
"????"exclaimed Link.
"SHE SPELLS IN ITALIAN. YOU DON'T WANT TO KNOW."
"ahh... ok. So, how do we defeat Din?"
"Here, Link, have some Ice Arrows!"
*****************************Link recived Ice Arrows!******************
".... riiight... I don't have a bow...."
*****************************Link recived Fairy Bow!!******************
"thank you..."
*****************************Yuki equipped Crossbow!******************
"no problem!"
They freeze Din. A heart container appears.
"That's IT?!?!? in the sequal at least you get a MASK!!!"
"umm... what?"
"never mind..."
They are teleported to the outside.
"Well done, "
"yes, we know, you are still dead, give us the stone."
"ok."
*******************************Yuki recived Kokori Emrald!*************
NEXT CAHPTER: the Fire thingie!! Laughs abound! REVIEW!!