How Tobi Joined The Akatsuki

It was a cold dark rainy night tobi was sleeping in a cardboard box. He closed his eyes then he heard someone walking in his direction. Tobi looked out of his box and saw a person with a cloak with red clouds printed on them, His head looked like a venus fly trap. He then walked away from Tobi."This is my chance!"Tobi said as he got excited, he imediatly got up and ran to the ventus fly trap man and started to follow him. The man did nothing but continued walking.(At Akatsuki base)"...Wheres Zetsu?"Pain asked."Hes probably gone off and ate a cat."Itachi said."Yea that sounds about right,un"Deidara seconded."Mmmhmm."Hidan noded. Pain got kinda scared for a moment."Uhhhhhhh someone go and find him..." Pain said. Just then the ventus fly trap man was in the base draging along Tobi. "No need leader-sama" Zetsu replied. "Just where in the hell where you!" Pain was getting angry."Well I was going on a stroll around villages and suddenly a random guy with a swirly mask started following me." Zetsu said."Well at least you wern't eating a cat or in that matter..."Pain paused and looked at Tobi."And who is that?" Zetsu sarted to speak."Well he's-" Just then Tobi ran infront of Zetsu and started to talk."Hi im Tobi and im a good boy!" Tobi smiled while closing his eyes. Pain looked very anoyed."Well.. if your such a good boy than go away." Pain said. "So does that mean I can eat him?"Zetsu said with an evil smile. Pain looked at him and looked back at Tobi."Ehh Whatever..."Pain said. "Yes!" Zetsu smiled, Then stared at Tobi with a hungry look. Tobi gulped and started running."Ahhhhhhhhhh oh my god im going to die"Tobi screamed while running."You can't run forever."Zetsu was running straight toward the wall and ran right through was shocked and ran right into the wall and fell other Akatsuki members where speachless they where shocked that Zetsu was beaten so easily. Tobi walked out of the wall and looked at Zetsu who was unconscious. He raised his hands and screamed "Yes I did it!"Pain still shocked walked over to Tobi, He coughed and said."Well Tobi you were able to beat Zetsu congrates now you can be a member of the Akatsuki member. Tobi gasped."Oh my god really!"Tobi was happy."Yes..now put on this."Pain handed Tobi a cloak with red clouds on them,Tobi grabed them immediately."Do it now."Pain ordered Tobi."Okidoki."Tobi smiled. He then took off his raggy shirt and then started to pull down his pants. But just before they where completely off everyone screamed angrly."TOBI! NOT HERE!"