This is a story about Mello as a cross dresser. This is Matt singing also.

I do not own Death Note, or the song Lola. I only changed around a few words.

Matt walked up to the microphone and talked into it.

"This is a song about the day I met my soul mate."

I met her in a club down in North Soho
Where you drink champagne and it tastes just like Chocolate Jell-O
JE-L-L-O, jello

She walked up to me and she asked me to dance.
I asked her name and in dark brown voice, she said, "Mello"

M-E-L-L-O, me me me Mello

Well I'm, not the world's most physical guy,
But when she squeezed me tight she nearly broke my spine
Oh my Mello, me me me Mello

Well, I'm not dumb but I can't understand
Why she walks like a woman and talks like a man
Oh my Mello, me me me Mello, me me me Mello

Well, we drank champagne and danced all night,
Under electric candlelight,
She picked me up and sat me on her knee,
She said, "Little boy won't you come home with me?"

Well, I'm not the world's most passionate guy,
But when I looked in her eyes,
I almost fell for my Mello
Me me me Mello, me me me Mello

Mello me me me Mello M-E-L-L-O

I pushed her away. I walked to the door.
I fell to the floor. I got down on my knees.
I looked at her, and she at me.

Well that's the way that I want it to stay.
I always want it to be that way for my Mello
Me me me Mello

Girls will be boys, and boys will be girls.


It's a mixed up, muddled up, shook up world,
except for Mello. Me me me Mello. Me me me Mello

Well I left home just a week before,
and I never ever kissed a woman before,
But Mello smiled and took me by the hand,
she said, "Little boy, gonna make you a man."

Well I'm not the world's most masculine man,
but I know what I am and that I'm a man,
and so is Mello
Me me me Mello. Me me me Mello

Matt walked off the stage and into the arms of a blonde wearing extremely tight leather. Arms around the blonde's waist, the couple walked out of the bar and into the streets.

Okay, this was suppost to be better, but you get the idea. It sucked, I know, but please review as nicely as you can.