WHOVIAN BADFIC
I can explain.
So I was bored, and I got the idea to write bad fanfiction ON PURPOSE.
I wasn't going to post it at first... but I thought that someone would want to read it... maybe... nope.
Haha, anyways, here's my blatantly bad fic for Doctor Who that should give at least a bit of amusement.
one day, the doctor went swimming. he thought that it was super duper fun. clara and the ponds and river went swimming, too. well, not rory, because he just ate. THe doctor, because he was old and like 58-looking (it was the twelfth) was quite relieved at the ease of motion that he had in the water. River liked to watch the doctor swim very much. amy and the doctor talked with their little scottish voices while in the water. it was really funny because there was a pond in the pond (the doctor would have prefered to go swimming in the RIVER). Clara made a souffle again, and she got a little xmas surprise (winky-face!) again, but she wasn't as happy with the twelfth doctor as she had been with the eleventh. rory's father came too, and for some reason started throwing food into the water. nobody thought much of it anyways because the doctor just ate it when it came towards him. rory took thte TARDIS and left, leaving the doctor and friends in the middle of nowhere. that was okay, because they were still having fun in the sun. the end.
There you go ! ^^
Hope you never cringed too much.