Somewhere in a city someplace, and not in a hospital at all, which makes no sense...two people sit in a dimly lit room, kissing each other passionately. Well, one of them was, the dude was going at her like a bear mauling someone. She pulled back and slapped him...then they started making out again for some reason.

After a moment of that, they stopped and the woman who's name I don't know brushed her hair back. "I...can't do this."

"Why not? Oh...oh god, it's not...that time, is it?" The dude asked, which got him another slap from his chick.

"No, jackass..." She said angrily, then went back into drama mode in a split second. "It's just...your my sister's husband...and my son's lover, I saw the tapes you forgot to erase. Horrible camera work."

"Shit..." He muttered. "Look, that doesn't matter, what matters is this..." He held her closer and looked into her eyes. "I love you." He winced a bit and smiled. "Also...I just farted."

Just then someone crashed down through the ceiling and blasted a painting on the wall. "I am War Machine, and-"

"Wait, what?" The dude said. "CUT! What the hell is going on here?" He pulled out a blue script from the couch that said 'Iron Man Attacks...Places' on it. "The script says Iron Man crashes through the roof, and then blasts me through the wall, killing me. Wait, what?"

"Oh, it's Tony's day off." War Machine said as his mask raised up.

~~Tony Stark's House~~

Tony Stark sat at the computer in his Iron Man suit...well, half of it, he was pantsless, on a computer. He was on an IM'ing site of some sorts with Nick Fury.

IamIronMan1: Hey, we still on 4 that meeting 2morrow?

PirateDude: Yes, but 1st I hav to pick up a new eyepatch.

IamIronMan1: Wat happened to the old 1?

PirateDude: Nothin, I just want some bling xd

IamIronMan1: Hey, nice error Nicky. Y dont you try keepin your eye on the keyboard?

PirateDude: Shut up.

IamIronMan1: You shut up!

WHALES Has Signed On

IamIronMan1: Oh shit

PirateDude: Oh shit

WHALES!: HI GUYS!

IamIronMan1 and PirateDude has signed off

WHALES!: Awwww...

~~General Hospital Set~~

War Machine and pretty dude on the couch, meanwhile, spent all this time staring at each other. "Well..." He blasted the dude in the chest, sending him flying into the wall as it was on the script. "Bye!" He flew out through the hole he came in on and into the sky.