Oh it's true, it's true.

by Tangerine Patrol

Yes. It's a letter to Dib. So SHORt and UN-FUNNY, its not funny. I think I speak for myself, the comic guy, and bumblebee-man, when I say "D'OH!"

Dear Dib,

You are 3 feet NOTHING! You wear braces! You need a HAIRCUT! You are SKINNY! Your waist is so small you can only wear DIAPERS! You have a SMALL dick! You have a 'FRO! Your head is HUGE! You wet the bed! You are SMALL, ANNOYING, and EMBARASSING! You are UNSIGHTLY!

Sincerely, your best friend