One day, Haruhi and Tamaki were playing in the Chuck E Cheese. They were gaming games when suddenly Haruhi tripped over a crying kid. She landed flat on her penis and when she stood up Tamaki screamed, "OMG, your penis fell out!" So they runned into the mens room to find a mirror. Haruhi looked in the mirror and sure enough the penis was missing. "OMG, your right!" she exclaimed. Just then she realized… it was really missing! So they runned back to where the crying kid cried. They searched the kid for the missing penis. It was crying real loud so they got a little wet (Tamaki said it was ok because people always says he's dripping with good looks). They looked all over that crying brat until they were soaked, but the just couldn't find Haruhi's penis. Later that day when Haruhi got home she told her father what happened. He told her girl doesn't have friggin penises and that she should get some sleep. So she did. When she woke up the next morning she realized something. She hadn't lost her penis, she lost her hotdog. So she runned back to the Chuck E Cheese, and guess what? The crying kid was still there. So she went up to him, kicked him in the nuts and said, "You ate my hotdog!" Then she walked home with a brand new hotdog she stole from some little girl playing that game where you punch the cute little duckies. She was so glad her penis was still intact.